Guest Mercury Man Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 The Ten Commandments for computer users 1) Thou shalt have no other operating system than Microsoft 2) Thou shalt not take the name of you god, the IT Manager, in vain 3) Remember the Sabbth Day ; keep it for rationlising thy inbox and cleaning thy desktop 4) E-mail thy father and thy mother 5) Thou shalt not make thyself a painfully bad web page 6) Thou shalt not use thy text-messaging facilliy for secretive and adulterous purposes 7) Thou shalt not say 'share' when thou meanst 'copy' musical composistions 8) Thou shalt not over exclaim (!!!) 9) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours RAM 10) Thou shalt not murder thy friend who eternally forwards bad jokes
milkshake Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 It's too late to act nicey nicey Duke. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum Drunk milkshake@milkshake.co.uk -You call THAT a knife? Now this, is a knife -It's a spoon
Guest Mercury Man Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 there is time for everythin - even love! (i aint coming on2 u!)
milkshake Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 Not for u Duke ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum Drunk milkshake@milkshake.co.uk -You call THAT a knife? Now this, is a knife -It's a spoon
Keyan Farlander Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 I was serious. These seem to based more off the version of the Ten Commandments the Catholics use, as opposed to the Protestants.
JR2000Z Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 Those arent any of the 10 Commandments.He made it all up.
Keyan Farlander Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 I know, but look closer. Try to match them up with the real ones, and you'll see what I mean.
Guest Ike Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 Dukey, you better not be posting from someone else's house, because i just banned that subnet mask.
Admiral Odin Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 this is a poor attempt for humor. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Keyan Farlander Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 We might have to ban every IP in the world!
Guest Thrawn Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 If that's what it takes, so be it ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6
JR2000Z Posted February 1, 2001 Posted February 1, 2001 We also be banned.Then the XWA Community will be nothing then a bunch of group long-distance phone calls problably $50 for 1 minute.(If that ever happen, R9 is paying for it)
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