Jem Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Tomorow is gonna be the final stage of the Paris-Dakar Rally and I'm going to the "Lake Rose" in T-minus 10h to go and see it. Ok here is the thing: When the first car is nearing the finishing line I intend to burst out from nowhere wearing nothing at all "naked" and holding a big knife, I will run towards that car (might be the french buggy) and burst his tires so that he looses after all his effort. I also intend to yell some satanist stuff in Latin while I'm doing all that. My grand finally will be a sort of latino danse with a lot of hip swinging (remember, I'll be naked) around the wasted car. I still have to figure out my grand escape, maybe a helicopter or something like that. So all of you must watch CNN and catch me on TV (CNN = Pedro Pinto is gonna talk about me, that guy's great) Any suggestions or hints before I go torwards my ultimate destiny? <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited January 21, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Yah, I got one for you. DON'T DO IT! You're a sick man you know, Jem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 The world is a sick place we live in, guys and gals who do that in soccer games or whatever always make me laugh and wonder how and why they do it... <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited January 20, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 One thing I have to say be careful were you swing that knife. Also a seal extermination unit is on their way to your house bye. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 no comment... ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 You think Jem's delusional state of mind is being caused by a seal infestation at his house? Well, that might explain a few things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Well, that might explain a few things. I can't see what you're talking about... Anyways I'm preparing to leave as I'm typing this... <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited January 21, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 SAVE THE SEALS! ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 damn baby seals. club 'em all. ------------------ The virtues of Pokemon are lost in a sea of animal warfare and Nurse Joy's miniskirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 Well then, I just came back from "Lake Rose" and the Rally arrival was cool ,best part was all does engine noises *Vrrrroouuuaaammmmmm*. I took loads of pictures with the drivers, cars, trucks and bikes, I took one with the Brazilian team and we were holding the flag, that picture is gonna be framed and hanged. The way back home was even cooler, since there is only one highway to Dakar we all drove along together, Oh yeah we raced'em! and thats it. Oh hold on, I forgot, we also almost ran over a dog and since we braked real suddenly the Rally Truck that was behind almost hit us... Anyways I hope nobody actually thought I was gonna pull that stunt I mentioned... and I really hope nobody is dissapointed he won't see me doing that sick stunt... <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited January 21, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 I meant the special force Navy Seals that are going to kill Jem. For being this crazy. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 21, 2001 Author Share Posted January 21, 2001 No seal can destroy me!, I've got clubs, real big ones... <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited January 21, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 Oh mah goodness! ------------------ "Oh mah goodness!"-SNL -PsYcHo Official Forum Psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 I stayed up and watched that dang rally, tete de m***e. I was sorely disappointed. Not as if we need any more excitement around here, what with the seal problem. It's so bad at my house that it isn't about saving the species anymore, but the logistics of removing their piled carcasses. You can't just blast seals all day long on the front porch with your fifty-cal without running into the real problem of being overrun by dead seals! So anyway, now the EPA is inquiring about the plume of oily smoke... ------------------ 'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!' (Customized taunt #227) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Jem finally understood that I was talking about the Special Forces Navy SEALS in other words highly trained and deadly humans. not the animals. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 If Jem was a woman, everybody would watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Animal seals are better=Þ ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 22, 2001 Author Share Posted January 22, 2001 hey, I got the pics of the Rally today, I'll try to post a cool one over here... Only problem is I have a horrible face in it, because of the wind my hair is all messed up and it looks like I have a Conehead and because of the Sun I frowed my face: it ain't a pretty sight but I'll try and post it anyways, I think PB will like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 The brazilian team won the entire Rally. Period. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 30, 2001 Author Share Posted January 30, 2001 ok, here's the pic of the Rally I promised. You can't really see my face so it's not ugly to see Oh yeah: Ordem E Progresso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 30, 2001 Share Posted January 30, 2001 Youre the big green thing, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 30, 2001 Author Share Posted January 30, 2001 Damnit the webpage where my pic was in just closed for some reason!!! That pic was on for only 5 minutes!! I'll fix the problem later.. JR2000Z was the only one to see it, he's the chosen one Pic will be back soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 30, 2001 Author Share Posted January 30, 2001 ok I have no idea wath happened but the pic is back on... I'll just act like if it never occured... So PB what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 31, 2001 Share Posted January 31, 2001 PB, only wants drugs ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 31, 2001 Share Posted January 31, 2001 Which one ore you?All three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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