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The Morning Song.... for Non-Morning People


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The Morning Song.... for Non-Morning People

 

I woke early one morning,

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perch on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places

Of laughter and of fun,

It seemed his very trilling,

brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed,

And gently lowered the window

And crushed his ****ing head.

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Oh and i'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

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<font size=+1> <font color="maroon"> *HIHIHIHIHIHI* </font size=1> </font> disturbed.gif

i speak in grunts for the first half hour i am "awake"

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Joy! smile.gif <font color=blue>*HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI(wheeze)!*</font>

 

Commander 598, was that particular song from a floppy record that was issued free with Mad Magazine back in the seventies? It had the novelty of having been a song with many different endings, and you heard a different one each time you played it?

 

smile.gif What do I win?

 

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'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!'

 

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[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited February 10, 2001).]

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Whoops! Better change that sig...

 

There we go!

 

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'Don't shoot--Rosie's in the cockpit with me!'

 

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Oooh, Rosie's gonna get you!

 

Welcome back, Commander.

 

Think fast!

*throws a gungan-ball at the battledroid*

 

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"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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