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Guest Dj Skywalka
Posted

Nuclear bombs bounce off fros

Through the earth to China it goes

With a nuke China will attack

Off the fro it bounces back

BOOM! Away China blows

 

 

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Never right obscenities on the back of the notebook of someone you can't trust

Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

Um, I think maybe your collar is a few sizes too small. Try undoing that top button, and see if clear thinking doesn't return immediately.

 

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Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

...Aw, screw it!

 

Wouldn't cornrows make more sense from the standpoint of defense engineering?

Posted

He pulled that out of his <s>butt</s> head today in English. biggrin.gif But it HAS to be a fro. You will understand in time....

 

 

MUWHAHAHAHHA

 

 

 

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"When we were younger,

There always seemed like some,

Some perfect mold

That we're supposed to be.

But now we're growing up and

I see its just not that way.

Now I feel like someone's lied to me"

--Elders

by THE OFFSPRING

 

Darth Sceltor

Of course I'm insane, who here isn't???

Guest Dj Skywalka
Posted

It's about my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Pecaut (pronounced Pee-coe), aka Mrs. Pefro. She's stupid so me and Sceltor made up a story about nuking her and it bouncing off her fro, which she actually has one. We are also obsessed with Communism and well China is Communist and on the other side of the earth (from the US) so I made up the little poem.

 

 

Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

She is a communist spy!

 

Shave the 'fro, and you'll find a transmitter. Good luck. biggrin.gif

Posted

We tried that (in our story), but it released the little white specks of death (she has little white speck in here hair). She ultimately died upon being drowned in a giant vat of guacamole. We also had to take care of our Principal (evil *shudder*) and Superintendant/pastor on the way.

Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

Umm, you kids aren't hanging out in the boys room a lot, are you?

Guest Dj Skywalka
Posted

Uh... Boys room?

 

We can't go in there too much in fear of our principal coming in.

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Nikita Kruschev likes Iowa corn.

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