Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Post here your heavily doctored desktop pics, losers. Since there are a buncha stupid newbies around here, and this thread must be newbie proof, I'll teach everybody how to make and doctor your pic. 1. Clean up the mess on your desktop and open the programs you NEVER use but are considered "cool". 2. Press the [PRINTSCREEN] key. If you can't find it, then you don't belong here. 3. Open Paintshop, Photoshop, or whatever stupid graphic editing program you have, and press press CTRL+V. You're crappy picture should appear. 4.This is ****ing important. <u>Save your pic as .JPG, for the sake of bandwith. Keep it small, something like 100kb or less</u> 5.Upload it. If you don't have webspace, send it to n00t( nute@sailorjupiter.com ) and he'll host it. 6.POST. 7.Laugh at everybody's fake and heavily doctored desktops. I'll start out, OK? Well, there it is. I get extra l33t points because there's FIRE. And, as a bonus or something equally crappy, I will post pics of my real desk. Here and here. Now you see those <font size=1>LITTLE</font> <font color=yellow>YELLOW</font> circle thingies? Here's what they are: 1. Cartman and his Air Force. Here's a PIC of him 2. Mickey with his MP5 and his PORSCHE. Mickey comes from DA HOOD, and hangs with DA NIGGAHZ, so he better be ready. More pics here and here(this is *THE* best pic ever) 3. My Cable Modem. In case you have no idea what the hell it does, it makes me get pr0n at VERY HIGH SPEEDS. 4.VCR/Cable/Clock/SW trilogy. 5. Kiddie books! 6. Coke and DIRTY SOCKS! Also, n00t is hungry. Umm... Anyway, POST THOSE DESKTOP PICS OR DIE!!1 ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.<font size=1> [This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited February 22, 2001).]
Nute Gunray Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Standard Portman wallpaper, this time it's a calendar The current image off my favorite webcam <font size="1">perfekt's mine you can't have her</font> and Invasion of the Gabber Robots playing on Winamp.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 Post or Mickey will SHOOT YOU UP. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 My spider sense tells me that posting your desktop isn't a good idea. I have no clear idea why.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 WHAT? ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Nute Gunray Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 I have a progessive gif of perfekt stripping. it was from a while back when she looked...better. she had blond hair and for some reason looked paler. you only get it if you post your desktop. otherwise, you'll get goatse.cx'ed.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: I have a progessive gif of perfekt stripping. it was from a while back when she looked...better. she had blond hair and for some reason looked paler. Of course, I provided n00t with such beautiful gif. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 POST PEOPLE, POST! ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 HELL NO. This thread will rise and become the KING or something. That is, if people GET OFF THEIR ASSES and post. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
JR2000Z Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Is this one of those 'Give me you desktop dumbass' threads? My desktop shows a VERY rare pic of Natalie Portman in a very small, leather bikini.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: Is this one of those 'Give me you desktop dumbass' threads? YES. DO SO. NOW. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Nute Gunray Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: My desktop shows a VERY rare pic of Natalie Portman in a very small, leather bikini. it's not as rare as you think. if you didn't just make it up.
JR2000Z Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 What made you think that? They posed the pic on a magazine(I forget which one.It was some British one) but they dont print the magazine anymore.There are very few left and I found out that there isnt any on the internet or on Ebay.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 JUST POST YOUR DESKTOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 NO, MY MOTHER. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Nute Gunray Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 when you have as many pictures of her as i do, i find stuff like that... POST IT AND PROVE ME WRONG
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 My desktop changes to a new star wars pic every 10 seconds, I have about 60 of them in a chain,they just run on and on and on and on and on and...
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 I cry tears of HATE. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
JR2000Z Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 No.Its okay.Im sure you didnt want to see anyway. (See, this is why I dont use ICQ)
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Author Posted February 23, 2001 I will KILL you and your family. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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