Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 What does 'Freeptootle' mean? I'm just curious. ------------------ 'I can fly. I'm a pilot.' --Drunk dude in Independence Day
Gold leader Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 My classified sources indicate that it is a device used by Chinese pirates in the 12th century to infiltrate American satellite subsystems in order to gain control of the GPS accuracy. P.S. I am aware that the reliability of my sources may be a bit questionable.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 This might go a long way toward explaining why our Mars probes keep nose-diving into the planet's surface.
Gold leader Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 and the relation between Venus's vulcanic activity and the global warming on our planet. Or was that buglepicker?
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 It's a term used by R2 Unit it Means "Pull my Circuit Board"
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 I have sent a Borg weasel team back in time to deal with the Chinese pirate problem and bring me back a freeptootle for closer inspection. Thank God this heinous threat was discovered in time! Would anyone like to influence the development of Taoist philosophy, as long as I'm meddling in the time period?
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 yes, have them worship a Group know as the Americans when they Arrive
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 Okay. I have successfully sold Taoist philosophers on the notion that the ultimate reality is a giant white man with red-white-and-blue clothes and a top hat, and that the only truth is profitability... I also convinced them to stop using chopsticks and just use their fingers.
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 yah, chalk one up for the Americans, as a side note I have over 600 Posts at RS.Net now. ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9
Guest Redwing Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 Zoom, I think you owe Nine something. Soon you'll owe me too... ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Commander 598 Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 Originally posted by Gold leader: and the relation between Venus's vulcanic activity and the global warming on our planet. Or was that buglepicker? Venus's activity is linked to a Yuuzhan Vong Bioweapon.Venus was at one time a far more advanced version of earth. The Vong saw this as a threat and wiped them out. Global warming is also caused by the Vong.They won't attack us out strait because they're looking for a real fight. the Vong homeworld is closeby in our galaxy. ------------------ How many gallons of alcohol can a human being consume? Well lets find out... *Begins drinking*
Guest Thrawn Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 On that note, I can't keep waiting for the next NJO book. The suspense is killing me! Sometime in the future we'll have Wraith Squadron make an appearence. ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 13, 2001 Posted March 13, 2001 Huh? I owe you? Riiiight... Here, have a freeptootle for your troubles.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 14, 2001 Posted March 14, 2001 --And I want these broiler grates scrubbed down...Dish Dog!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted March 14, 2001 Posted March 14, 2001 What, do you think they grow freeptootles on trees or something? Okay, they do...but not on this planet! Lord, no.
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