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Guest Rogue 9
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would you rather I pick Delta Force or the British SAS

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Guest Coffeebean_uk
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SAS

 

NOW GET OUT OF MY THREAD. I GOT A WARTHOG AND ITS BACKSIDES LOADED.!!!!

 

I been watching too much lion king two

 

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No friend have I like thee to trust,

For mortal helps are brittle dust.

Guest Jabba The Hunt
Posted

takes out small nuclear device and throws it in the general direction of coffeebean

 

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iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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*Sends in stormtroopers to British Isles to capture all annoying newbians*

 

*Takes newbians to remote island, hands them long, cylindrical object with a timer on the end, tells them to hold it, and goes far, far away.*

Guest Rogue 9
Posted

Fine, I picked my group Spentnaz Commando's biggrin.gif, vary effective in the USSR's war with Afganistan.

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You cant be Q!

 

Desmond Llewelyn, the person who played him, passed away on 1999! Now there's just R! (And you cant be him either, John Cleese has that spot.)

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*Drives cement truck full of shells into SAS headquarters*

 

FOR THE FATHERLAND!!!

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

Official forum Psychic

Guest Rogue 9
Posted

Perimeter gaurds spot truck and shoot driver dead, truck explodes harmlessly biggrin.gif

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Dammit, I KNEW I shouldn't have had the explosives triggered by bullets entering my brain!

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

Official forum Psychic

Guest Rogue 9
Posted

fail safes can't work right everytime biggrin.gif

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That is always true.

 

Walks up to the SAS HQ, and enters with a fake ID. Looks around, sees the ammunition bunker places C4 all around it. runs away and tiggers the detonation.

 

Much better.

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Guest Rogue 9
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*Shoots DS from his Sniper Position*

 

that'll teach you to stand up. biggrin.gif

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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steals gun from desperssingly stupid guard and escapes island with the other newbians has them all shot and steals their post count so he is now over 600 posts and no longer a newbian

 

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iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs

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Guest Rogue 9
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*Shoots Jabba*

 

Darn, Missed one smile.gif

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I officially brand Jabba newbian for the rest of time on this forum.

 

*takes hot branding iron and places a "N" on his fore head so every one will know he is forever a newbian*

 

There you go biggrin.gif

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Guest Coffeebean_uk
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*Gets into death star and distroys planet.*

 

*Covers core with thick armour plating so rebels cant kill me too*

 

Huh, Asta lasagnia Dont get it onya

 

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No friend have I like thee to trust,

For mortal helps are brittle dust.

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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takes branding iron off admiral and puts it ********************************************************** - sorry your broadcast has been terminated as we are experiencening some technical difficulties

 

smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif

 

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iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs

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Guest Rogue 9
Posted

*Looks up With handfull of Antenna Wires*

 

Sorry I want no Witnesses smile.gif

Guest Coffeebean_uk
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Awwww That hurt, bully.

*Gets branding iron, with some major sagg off in a language i dont understand*

 

Suck on this.

 

(Thats a good way to get out of not having an insult to throw at Admiral)

 

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No friend have I like thee to trust,

For mortal helps are brittle dust.

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I made a special branding iron. I only lets me hold it with out becoming very hot. (Watches Coffee's hand turn black getting burned)

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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