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Guest Lord Emperor Zoom Rabbit
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I have made a disturbing discovery. Along with the used power tools, leather jackets and cheap guns they usually have at the local pawn shop, a unique item of antique interest has made its appearance: a samurai sword.

 

smile.gif Not just any samurai sword, but a real one, handmade the traditional way before World War 2. Many such swords found their way into American hands during the war as they were mounted and taken into battle as military officer's weapons. Occasionally, they show up in pawn shops and antique stores, but they are becoming scarce...like the one I found. The sword was made by Kanetaka, one of the Gendai swordsmiths from the Mino region, with a beautifully undulating sambon-sugi temper line in the blade, in imperial kai-gunto (navy officer) furniture. At $550, I immediately brought in a couple antiques from my own collection and said 'Take that sword out of the window!' $150 down, the sword is now on layaway.

 

Anyway. biggrin.gif I still need $400 to finish buying the thing. Being your emperor, I have decided finally to levy a flat tax on all forum members for the necessity of purchasing a new 'sword of state.' If each member will send five bucks to Zoom Rabbit, we will be able to accomplish this goal more quickly. Go team!

 

Thank you. smile.gif

 

<font color=red>Free Tibet!</font> 'Vive la resistance!'

 

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"It's great to be the king...but Lord Emperor just sounds better."

 

[This message has been edited by Lord Emperor Zoom Rabbit (edited June 04, 2001).]

Guest Rogue 9
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there's only like twelve active members in this part of the forum zoom, that would only be 60 bucks that leaves you aways to go.

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That sounds like a great sword. Although I myself prefer the euro made ones. Oh Zommie they still hand make those swords in Japan.

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Actually, Admiral, the modern handmade swords are more expensive than the antiques I'm talking about. Crazy, huh?

 

Here is a picture of the type of sword I'm getting (about three-quarters down the page, where it says kai-gunto): http://www.japanesesword.homestead.com/files/military.htm biggrin.gif

 

I want it, I want it, I want, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want--

 

Zoomie shut up? smile.gif Certainly. That'll be five dollars. *Cha-CHING!* $395...

Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice
Posted

Look Zoom, get a job, use a credit card or get a loan from the bank and tell them the money is for a down paymeent on a card. You can also rob a bank or a armored truck that's completely full of money not an empty one. You can just steal the sword, just hope the guy doesn't have a shotgun behind the counter.

Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice
Posted

Why would you want a sword once wielded by a half man half frog? (I've played Chrono Trigger but not Chrono Cross)

Guest Grand_Admiral_Ice
Posted

Who had the Masamune before Cyrus and who had it after Glenn?

 

[This message has been edited by Grand_Admiral_Ice (edited June 05, 2001).]

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Zoomie I just mesioned that they still do make them by hand, I do find it funny that the antique is cheaper. Good Find.

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Uhm...Masamune was indeed a real swordsmith, the most famous of all. His work is sold occasionally to jet-setters who sip cognac over swords worth thousands of dollars that really should be in a museum to begin with. PBgrin.gif

 

I recognize none of those names, except for sephiroth, which is actually a term used in Kabbalah to describe one of the ten energy centers (roughly equivalent to chakras in yoga) on the Tree of Life. confused.gif You kids have completely lost me this time...

 

ADmiral: you can have my old gendaito--NOT! biggrin.gif The one I already own is the second sword down on that page, although I did some leatherwork to the saya and tsuka of mine.

 

Swords are fun. <img src="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/splarka/as-one.gif" height=18 width=18>

 

Tree Fibet!

 

[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited June 05, 2001).]

Posted

Zoom you should see the flail that I recently added to my wall. It is a beaut. biggrin.gif

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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You have a sword, and a guy behind a counter that wants your money. The solution is simple, I'd say. as-one.gif

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[This message has been edited by Gold leader (edited June 06, 2001).]

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Unfortunately, he uses logic, which leads to guns. wink.gif No help there...

 

Besides, I've been dealing with him for years and kinda know him. rolleyes.gif I'm taking him to the cleaners as it is--he isn't accounting for the blade's gendaito status or the art value of the hamon (temper line.) I estimate it to be worth about twice what he's asking. biggrin.gif Serves him right, though...cheap SOB won't give people more than two bucks for a used CD. wink.gif

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Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

Update:

 

*(After having worked insane overtime hours in recent weeks in order to procure the required sword of state, I can now say...)*

 

biggrin.gif Got it!

 

While surfing the web, I ran across an example of the smith's work. The pattern of mine is slightly different (sambon-sugi mixed with kami-no-tsame to be technical) but this is very nearly like mine: http://www.sho-shin.com/kanetaka.htm

 

Yes. smile.gif

 

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'What's up is clearly defined as the opposite of what is down, in this case being the strongest source of local gravity...failing that, in space, what's up is opposite the direction of accelerative G-force--or what I'm targeting with these laser cannon. Die, b*tch!'

 

--Official forum space terrorist

 

[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited June 18, 2001).]

Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

Can't get there from here, apparently!

 

I've checked. That's the address, really! Try entering it manually...

 

It's real purty. biggrin.gif

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*sigh*

 

Jr, JR, JR.

 

If you're trying to rack up a body count, use guns or explosives. Swords are used to show skill and finesse.

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

Guest Zoom Rabbit
Posted

Actually, the best time to body count ratio is achieved with viruses.

 

*Cough! Sneeze!*

 

<font size=1>Egscuse me. *Sniff!*</font> smile.gif

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