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Guest Jabba The Hunt

yeah that was really good fun biggrin.gif

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Guest Rogue 9

DARWIN AWARDS! biggrin.gif I think we should offer cash prizes to the Surviving Wnners. tongue.gif

 

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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PLANE STUPID -- Honorable Mention

 

February 1981, Arizona

Phoenix Field airport had been subject to recurring petty thefts

from neighborhood teenagers, so a security firm was retained to

patrol the grounds. Thefts decreased sharply, but fuel consumption

was on the rise. This puzzling situation continued until late one

night, when a passerby noticed a flaming airplane on the field.

 

By the time the fire department arrived, the plane had completely

melted into the tarmac. While they extinguished the residual flames,

the passerby noticed a uniformed figure lying facedown several

yards away. It was a security guard!

 

He was revived and questioned.

 

Turns out he had been siphoning fuel from small planes to use

in his car. The plane he selected that night had a unique fuel

storage system involving hollow, baffled wing spars. When the

determined guard shoved the siphon in, it stubbed against the

first baffle. No matter how he twisted, pushed, and pulled the

hose, he could not siphon any fuel from the plane.

 

Exasperated, he lit a match to see inside the tank...and the rest is history.

 

And this is what his friends do when they go driving.

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

HEY DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY THAT WAY, they all were very ummm, good people.

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

No i fell out of a 500 ft building but my fat contioned my fall so unfortunatly I didnt die

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Yeah. That's the joke. rolleyes.gif

 

My favourite was the guy who tried to use a shotgun as a club to smash the windshield of his girlfriend's car. The shotgun fired and the loser died of a gut-wound.

 

Well, that was just sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

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My favorite has to be the guy you shoot off his nuts while driving:

 

He and his friend (in Arkansas I think) where driving home after going frog fishing. It was dark and all of a sudden the fuse blows and the head lights go out. The genouses saw that a round from their 38 caliber fit into the fuse which was located right next to the steering wheel. Low and behold the lights work and they continue, however the bullet heats up and goes off, into the drivers right testical. He swerves to the right (obviously) and hit a tree.

 

His wife said "Did anyone make sure the frogs didn't get lose?"

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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Guest Dj Skywalka

I like the one where a guy gets a jellyfish caught in his wet suit and it stings his buttocks.

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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I like the one where two idiot italians cut a hole at the top of a skyskaper (under construction) and they were at the center of the hole when they finished cutting it (feel to their deaths)

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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