Darth Sceltor Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2001-12.html Read. Laugh. Reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 DUDE!!! How did you know!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 28, 2001 Author Share Posted June 28, 2001 I'm MAGIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 yeah that was really good fun ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 DARWIN AWARDS! I think we should offer cash prizes to the Surviving Wnners. ------------------ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 . I been getting the Darwin awards newsletter for months now. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 PLANE STUPID -- Honorable Mention February 1981, Arizona Phoenix Field airport had been subject to recurring petty thefts from neighborhood teenagers, so a security firm was retained to patrol the grounds. Thefts decreased sharply, but fuel consumption was on the rise. This puzzling situation continued until late one night, when a passerby noticed a flaming airplane on the field. By the time the fire department arrived, the plane had completely melted into the tarmac. While they extinguished the residual flames, the passerby noticed a uniformed figure lying facedown several yards away. It was a security guard! He was revived and questioned. Turns out he had been siphoning fuel from small planes to use in his car. The plane he selected that night had a unique fuel storage system involving hollow, baffled wing spars. When the determined guard shoved the siphon in, it stubbed against the first baffle. No matter how he twisted, pushed, and pulled the hose, he could not siphon any fuel from the plane. Exasperated, he lit a match to see inside the tank...and the rest is history. And this is what his friends do when they go driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 Heh, I read that one. How about the guy who dropped his keys in a portapotty and got stuck trying to retrieve them? [This message has been edited by Darth Sceltor (edited June 28, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 . Are all of these people relatives of Jabba? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 I thought the one where the guy was killed detonating the methane in a cow was good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 How about the guy who jumped off a building to commit suicide but got hit in the head with a shotgun blast coming out of the window on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 HEY DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY THAT WAY, they all were very ummm, good people. ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Can't wait to read the one about Jabba. I wonder how he will kill himself. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 No i fell out of a 500 ft building but my fat contioned my fall so unfortunatly I didnt die ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 I bet Jabba gets high by huffing bug spray too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue 9: DARWIN AWARDS! I think we should offer cash prizes to the Surviving Wnners. There are no surviving winners. If one survives, he loses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 Yeah. That's the joke. My favourite was the guy who tried to use a shotgun as a club to smash the windshield of his girlfriend's car. The shotgun fired and the loser died of a gut-wound. Well, that was just sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind. ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 I remember that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 and I read about this one in the paper. http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2001-16.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 30, 2001 Author Share Posted June 30, 2001 I remember that one. This is one good thing stupid people give us...laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 Stupid people are <u>Funny!</u> ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats Numfar, do the dance of joy! idaho_stallion@stallion.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 My favorite has to be the guy you shoot off his nuts while driving: He and his friend (in Arkansas I think) where driving home after going frog fishing. It was dark and all of a sudden the fuse blows and the head lights go out. The genouses saw that a round from their 38 caliber fit into the fuse which was located right next to the steering wheel. Low and behold the lights work and they continue, however the bullet heats up and goes off, into the drivers right testical. He swerves to the right (obviously) and hit a tree. His wife said "Did anyone make sure the frogs didn't get lose?" ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted June 30, 2001 Author Share Posted June 30, 2001 That sound right for two Arkansas people! Er, sorry to any Arkansasians here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 I like the one where a guy gets a jellyfish caught in his wet suit and it stings his buttocks. ------------------ Dj Skweejie -WORDS OF WISDOM- Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 I like the one where two idiot italians cut a hole at the top of a skyskaper (under construction) and they were at the center of the hole when they finished cutting it (feel to their deaths) ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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