Nitro Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I was trapped in an elevator at work today for a few hours... The damn thing just stopped about 12-and-a-half stories up, leaving me stranded, alone, and badly in need of a urinal... I was just about to unzip and go in the corner when the damn thing started moving again... It was fun, though.. The Security Guard and I shouted to each other... He was at the bottom of the shaft. It was almost fun... aside from the whole 'having to take a piss' part. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I woulda peed on the guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 to pee or not to pee that is the question. ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 You should of got out of the ventalation just like in The Matrix and blew the whole downstairs away. Thats what I would have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 4, 2001 Author Share Posted July 4, 2001 I would have done that, except for the fact that the ventilation wasn't a door or hatch... It was little holes around the top and bottom of the sides of the 'vator... Kinda like the door of a school locker. All I was thinking was "There is no spoon". ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 You can still get out that way. [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited July 04, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 4, 2001 Author Share Posted July 4, 2001 No, it was a series of small holes about half an inch wide and two inches tall that wrapped around the top and bottom of the sides of the car. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 That happened to my brother on Monday. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 It's a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 6, 2001 Author Share Posted July 6, 2001 The elevators are planning to take over the world!!! NOTHING BUT RYTHMIC UP AND DOWN MOVEMENT ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!! *pauses* Wait a sec.. That sounds like my life! ((Take this any way you want, kiddies )) ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 No no they cant do it with just that up and down movement, they do sometimes try side to side. ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 So does side to side explain your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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