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I say we Nuke Deac.

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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Save your nuke... I'll handle this.

 

<hr><font size=-6 color=red>Red Team go. Red Team go.</font><hr>

 

*a Marine Force Recon team jumps out of the bushes, Nitro takes point, and they assault Deac's house, killing him, his comp, and bringing back his mouse as proof-of-kill*

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

 

[This message has been edited by Nitro (edited July 08, 2001).]

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

Yeah i say we nuke Toddington, but can we wait a week so that Coffeebean can get back off his holiday, i wouldnt want him to miss a light show like that.

 

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Official Guy trying to get Red Leader 05 to become the Official Forum Newbian.

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Wally the space dolphin says that the 'Duke' was pickled and frozen by right-wing extremists hiding in the brush of northern Idaho, and that some day they will resurrect him, zombie-like, to lead one last charge against the 'Rat Bastards' and secure our God-given right to flush toilets, four-wheel drive trucks and watered-down beer, thus opposing the current trend in left-wing barkeating hippy liberal milktoast political compromise that threatens to turn this once great land into a nation of pastel-wearing 'gay-fags' in touch with their feminine sides.

 

At about that point, Wally yells something about 'ammunition' and 'China,' then gets into the whiskey. smile.gif

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

how did you remember that when you havnt seen him in weeks, that medication your taking for your long term memory is reall working???

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Guest Redwing

Either way, I think Wally the Space Dolphin needs medication biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

At last we will have revenge.

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

I would say that both Wally the space dolphin and Zoom Rabbit are equally real.

 

Medication? smile.gif Yum!

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Guest Redwing

Figures wink.gif

 

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

At last we will have revenge.

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Nope.

 

I work with knives and fire, and own lots of weapons in my own home. I also drive in traffic, have access to the mail and can get on the internet, all of which potentially expand the zone of chaos I could cause if I were to 'freak out.' wink.gif

 

Have a nice day. smile.gif

 

 

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Fortunately, I have videogames when it's time for chaos...

 

*(Goes and blows up a star destroyer.)* biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

Wally the space dolphin says that the 'Duke' was pickled and frozen by right-wing extremists hiding in the brush of northern Idaho, and that some day they will resurrect him, zombie-like, to lead one last charge against the 'Rat Bastards' and secure our God-given right to flush toilets, four-wheel drive trucks and watered-down beer, thus opposing the current trend in left-wing barkeating hippy liberal milktoast political compromise that threatens to turn this once great land into a nation of pastel-wearing 'gay-fags' in touch with their feminine sides.

 

At about that point, Wally yells something about 'ammunition' and 'China,' then gets into the whiskey. smile.gif

 

THERE. Irrefutable evidence that I am in fact Wally the Space Dolphin.

And if I'm not, then it's a very amazing coincidence.

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Guest Coffeebean_uk

Can I go back and say Nuke toddington, Duke will be killed in the Fallout. I dont mind dying if it does the world such a great service.

 

 

*Stands, salutes Union Flag, Bites Cyanide capsual and Keels over*

 

Oops, that was for if Duke found me bef....

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

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Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death.

I shall fear no evil,

For I have The BIGGEST F***ING Stick in the valley. - Deep Blue Sea.

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

dont worry he is having treatment for that

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

*(Giant green and pink boot comes out of wall and kicks Deac)*

 

This has just become a Beatles movie. biggrin.gif

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