Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted July 28, 2001 Posted July 28, 2001 We actualy had a customer order a Big Mac No Meat, Cheese or Gurkins today. I say go to a bakers, you will spend a fortune on bread rolls the way you are doing it. ------------------ Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death. I shall fear no evil, For I have The BIGGEST F***ING Stick in the valley. - Deep Blue Sea.
Darth Sceltor Posted July 28, 2001 Posted July 28, 2001 Those silly Brits. That's like getting Ice Water with no water or um, something like that.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted July 28, 2001 Posted July 28, 2001 'Gurkins!' Wasn't he the fat fighter pilot in the Deathstar battle...?
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 29, 2001 Posted July 29, 2001 lol ------------------ "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Nute Gunray Posted July 29, 2001 Posted July 29, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: 'Gurkins!' Wasn't he the fat fighter pilot in the Deathstar battle...? JEK GURKINS: KIA, BATTLE OF YAVIN His X-Wing suffered a critical hit after he became distracted when he dropped his ham sandwich and spilled beer all over his lap.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 No, no--wasn't he in Gold squadron? It took a Y-wing to haul his fat carcass. We should make this thread a shrine to Gurkins, the lost fat boy fighterjockey from the original Star Wars! I mean, we're talking old school here...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 His name was Jek Porkins (even funnier). He did fly and X-Wing. But his fat arse was too much for the engines to keep in the 'air' and he plowed into the Death Star for no apparent reason other than my hypothesis above.
Nute Gunray Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 I have the Porkins action figure. I SHALL CHERISH IT ALWAYS. and the most commonly accepted theory is his mass pulled the Death Star up to him.
Darth Sceltor Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 I just wonder how the heck he fit in the cockpit. Maybe they had to remove some controls, that's why he couldn't dodge the Death Star.
Commander 598 Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity
JR2000Z Posted July 30, 2001 Posted July 30, 2001 Oh yeah, he was in one of the Rogue Squadron series.
Flying Beastie Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 Only in flashbacks, he died before Rogue Squadron was formed. He is however, worshipped as a deity over on RASSM. <small>I don't explain 'em, I just report 'em.</small> Last I heard, the Porkinites' holy war against the Gonkites was put on hold, and they've made an alliance with the Shaven Wookiees and Jade's forces to destroy the Newbies. Or the Oldbies. I can't remember which. ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Admiral Odin Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted July 31, 2001 Posted July 31, 2001 It is due to the strident petitioning of the great departed Porkins that we now have cupholders and 'emergency' candy bar rations in our starfighter cockpits. And you guys like all the 'butt room' we get? Porkins again.
Flying Beastie Posted August 1, 2001 Posted August 1, 2001 Roomy? Zoom, don't you fly an A-wing? The most cramped fighter in existence? I don't know if I'm driving this thing or wearing it! --Spike, regarding the Giles-mobile Mk. 1 (BtVS) ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 1, 2001 Posted August 1, 2001 Go outside, catch a rabbit and measure his butt with a tape measure. My point will be self evident.
Flying Beastie Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 Oh, OK. I just always pictured you as a human-sized anthropomorphic rabbit, like Usagi Yojimbo. How do you reach the controls? come to that, how do you see over the control panel? ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 I beat up Underdog and took his 'pep' pills. Actually, rabbits of my line (which includes my famous Japanese cousin) are bipedal, and stand as tall as three-foot-six. The samurai sword, a weapon designed for humans not much taller, is just useable for me as a broadsword.
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