Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 Guybrush woke up to find himself strapped to a rack... he looked down to find himself naked apart from him pants (the uk type)... then... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 he was knocked off the shelf and fell down a gap in the floor, he lay there motionless for a while, thinking of twiglets, and how horrible they taste <font size=1>(even though they aren't invented yet)</font> anyway, he makes a plan to roll along the dust on the floor until... ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroXcape Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ... Elaine reminded him he can to continue his tasks. Guybrush took his crew of Bloodnose (Wally), the tramp (?), Jojo Senior, and a couple of token girls to visit for the first time, the island called ... ------------------ ZeroXcape EMI.com Webmaster zeroxcape@escapemi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 BRITNEYSPEARSSTUCKS Island... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 On their way... there was a mutiny aboard the ship cuz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 it was upside down... ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 they forgot the fruit... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 they forgot the fruit which made it turn upside down ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 the boat sailed upside down to the fabled Island called Yawbus, where the secret of the "Ultimate... <font size=1>yawbus = subway backwards</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 Insect.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ...staplegun!!! which when attatched to two other inatimate objects could create an item so destructive, it could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 cause Ron Howard to go bald!!!... realising this, Guybrush... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? [This message has been edited by Guybrush UK (edited December 15, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ...impulsively dug a large hole right overtop of the large "X" he happened to be standing on, and before he knew what he was doing, he had the ultimate staplegun in his possession, but as he realised putting it in his pants would be a rather unwise decision, he impulsively began conceal it once again until he found the two other pieces of the ultimate staplegun, the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ...impulsively dug a large hole right overtop of the large "X" he happened to be standing on, and before he knew what he was doing, he had the ultimate staplegun in his possession, but as he realised putting it in his pants would be a rather unwise decision, he impulsively began conceal it once again until he found the two other pieces of the ultimate staplegun, the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marco de Pollo Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ....the voodoo bug head and the diamond from lechuck's cursed ring..... ------------------ Limit 1 per costomer while supplies last.Void where prohibited by law and in the state of Wyoming.-Stan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 and a Friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 of a friend's mate's brother's sister, whose mum's cousin recently died... ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy_da_monkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 Originally posted by Guybrush UK: <font size=1>Milo is some tacky ozzie choc-milk drink</font> After realising he hasn't been in a dorm since his failed 2 week semester at PIU (Pirates Institutional Uni), Guybrush sat down and... milo aint tacky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy_da_monkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 .... becuase a fending machine fell on her but everyone hated her so they pushed the vending machine over so it smashed and they got free candy whe it was over they only had 2 choices carry lady to hospital or carry candy to mouth they chose......candy which had sidafects and turned them into walking evil joysticks {the new villans} that had dreams of killing guybrush but there was one problem............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ..Guybrush locked himself in a big box to ponder how he had got to Australia. He passed out and had a dream telling him that Elaine had fallen in love with Ozzie because of the Ultimate Insult and rescued his head (the only salvagable bit of him) and put it in a jar and made it into a Floating-Brain-In-A-Jar tm. Ozzie then... [This message has been edited by murta (edited December 16, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ...taught Timmy_da_Monkey how to spell, which gave Guybrush just enough time to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ... decide that we need Murray in this story, so suddenly Murray appears in a hole in the ground and starts pestering Gybrush ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroXcape Posted December 17, 2000 Share Posted December 17, 2000 If you want to read the above, <a href="http://www.escapemi.com/unoffical01.html">go here</a>. If you want to help with ACT II, <a href="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/Forum1/HTML/000009.html">go here</a>. ------------------ ZeroXcape EMI.com Webmaster zeroxcape@escapemi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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