I Present; the pirate singing game!

[sammie]

and before u realize it he's changed into le'chuck

[Rufio]

billy madison, what have we here?

why, miss lippy, its a blue duck.

 

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Wanted: one clever signature

[brief]

So the duck blew chunks at LeChuck?

Will that demon pirate ever have any luck?

 

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

[brief]

...and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

[Ghost Pirate Le Chuck]

It would be something made of wood, possibly in the shape of something rude...

 

[brief]

Then I bet all the guys would be laughing and pointing at it, saying, "Dude!"

 

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

[Purple Tentacle]

The rhyming here is getting really screwed

 

I would make it better but i'm not in the mood.

[Rufio]

today someone called me a pood,

i laughed it off and got some food.

 

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Wanted: one clever signature

[Ghost Pirate Le Chuck]

Ah! But the food was in the shape of something lewd,

but then we told the canteen we thought it was stewed,

then Guybrush came and said 'We're all screwed',

And I thought well, what if we all went nude!!!!!

 

Ewwwwwwwwww...

[timmy_da_monkey]

why dose this butt cheek of a post get so many replies

 

[timmy_da_monkey]

a loser i know has one friend called kale

{no seriously if you dont believe me ill get him to send you an email

[timmy_da_monkey]

sorry i stuffed up the whole god damned ryme but i guess its not seen as a crime

[timmy_da_monkey]

eeeewww my fanta taists like lime

[brief]

Hmm.. I'm stuck and can't come up with a rhyme...

Maybe we'll see what Ozzie has, that slime!

 

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

[Purple Tentacle]

Ozzie beats me every time

[timmy_da_monkey]

i need help navegating the mysts 'o' tyme

[Rufio]

anyone know directions to alpha prime??

 

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Wanted: one clever signature

[Purple Tentacle]

i'll sell ya them for a dime

[Rufio]

all i have is a twenty,

but i need em so keep the change, itshould be plenty

 

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for sale: worn out signature, good condition, original, funny. $20 obo

will trade for mint shelby gt500.

[Purple Tentacle]

dammit ive forgotten the way,

but i'll remember it again i'm sure one day

 

[timmy_da_monkey]

dont change the ryme so god damed fast or ill smash you so hard youll forget your past

[timmy_da_monkey]

texas is a fun place to play we'll be country hicks and chew on hay

[timmy_da_monkey]

dam i fuked up the ryme once again oh yeah and in texas i have a pet hen

[Blondbeard]

I have one to and his name is Ben...

[Blondbeard]

...sorry his real name is Ken