Eladamri Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 Ok, be creative and create your own Insult & Comeback. Write it down like this: × You fight like a farmer. × Oh yeah? You fight like a cow. After 15 days I will set up the top 3 of best Insults & Comebacks. ------------------ "How can any Human hope to match our skills? We are children of the Fyndhorn, and its sap runs in our veins."- Eladamri, Elvish Hunter [This message has been edited by Eladamri (edited December 17, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted December 17, 2000 Share Posted December 17, 2000 x If my dog had your face, I'd shave his hiney and make him walk backwards! x Why, so you'd look good in comparison? ------------------ Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted January 31, 2001 Share Posted January 31, 2001 I can't believe this topic didn't get more hits! Although I am sure that MegaMonkey would like a go at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneMaster Posted February 1, 2001 Share Posted February 1, 2001 x I don't like you! x I am rubber you are glue! heh, sorry ------------------ They don't call me the Bone Master for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 oh, I love this! Now I'll start seriously spam.. er... posting to this topic, making it get more hits xYou banana eating wussy, you look like a monkey! -At least I look like a two leg creature, but you look like a donkey! xYou're slowest on attacking! -But YOU'RE fastest at escaping! xI'm the fastest to sail the seven seas! -Yes, I see, every time you flee! xMy face is known troughout the seven seas! -Yes, nobody could forget such horrible breath! xYou're going to die now as we meet! -I might faint as I watch your teeth! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 4, 2001 Share Posted February 4, 2001 HAD to add this one... xYou're a disgrace to the word pirate! -You don't even know what it means, dude! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 xWith fists you couldn't knock me dead! -How approppriate, you're a bonehead! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 xI'm going to rob you for good! -In your dreams, fool! Am I the only one intelligent enough to post this thread? C'mon... start posting!!! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 I would, but I'm not very used to insult people you know..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 have I insulted you? what? how? I mean, this is a game where you should make up your own piratey insult, not target it at someones you know but at another pirate of course just look me examples... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Oop Ack Chee. Oh yeah, well: Chee Eek Ack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 I didn't mean to insult anyone in particualar. I didn't mean you have insulted me or anyone else either. It was kind of a joke, actually. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arildos Posted February 11, 2001 Share Posted February 11, 2001 Here is one... It's not good, but it is an insult. I think x When I'm through with you, you'd be nothing left but a pie * When I'm trough with YOU, you could wish you could die x For you this is to be or not to be. * Oh yeah? For you this is to flee or not to flee What do you think about these? ------------------ "So, I see you are trained in the arts of Monkey Kombat. Let's see what you got" - Guybrush Threepwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 12, 2001 Share Posted February 12, 2001 Quite good keep them coming. xI'm the best poetist around 7 seas! -But when his pen is replaced with a sword, he flees! xI'm the swordmaster of this island! -of course. everyone left because of your breath. xI can kill you in many ways! -You could, but can you? who says! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 I could kill you with my bare arms yes, the stench would kill me ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 -You're going to die a pity death! xAfter 80 years of life.. neat! -I am muscle, I am bone. xYou're nothing when this fight is over. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 ~I am woman hear me roar *Oh please I beg you- no more Sorry Dunno where that came from ~Nothing can stop me now, you're doomed to meet your death *Of Course something can stop you, all you have to do is smell your own breath I think I need to go sleep on it and come up with fresh insults in the morning ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegend Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 He thnx Feral. I wasn't in the Forum for a long while but now I'm back. By da way: Eladamri=TheLegend. ------------------ http://www.geocities.com/davidkers2001/MonkeyPicture.bmp [This message has been edited by TheLegend (edited February 18, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted February 21, 2001 Share Posted February 21, 2001 x: My pet dog is smarter then you X: he must have taught you everything you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 That's not very original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 xAll the pirates bow down before me! -Yes, because you have so ugly face! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 X My banana picker is more useful then u can ever b X its too bad it can't pick your nose 4 u. [This message has been edited by Dr._Threepwood (edited February 23, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 X I think that if u were ruler world we would all flea to mars X First off You think, thas new and they owuld only flea of your stench [This message has been edited by Dr._Threepwood (edited February 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted February 24, 2001 Share Posted February 24, 2001 X I'm trained in the arts of monkey Komabat X oh yeah ack eek oop ha ha u lost two bannanas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 One face: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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