Natty Posted June 10, 2001 Posted June 10, 2001 How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER. How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset!
Rufio Posted June 10, 2001 Posted June 10, 2001 quite funny, but screw political correctness! ------------------ ME = SIG KING
brief Posted June 11, 2001 Posted June 11, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. Wait... does that mean that men don't have breasts? ------------------ If a mans says something, and no woman is around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted June 11, 2001 Posted June 11, 2001 Ah stuff it. I prefer just saying: GET YOUR COAT LOVE YOU'VE PULLED. ------------------
Natty Posted June 11, 2001 Author Posted June 11, 2001 Well I'm not a chick coz I don't have feathers and a beak ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset!
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