Natty Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER. How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 quite funny, but screw political correctness! ------------------ ME = SIG KING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brief Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. Wait... does that mean that men don't have breasts? ------------------ If a mans says something, and no woman is around to hear him... Is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 Ah stuff it. I prefer just saying: GET YOUR COAT LOVE YOU'VE PULLED. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 11, 2001 Author Share Posted June 11, 2001 Well I'm not a chick coz I don't have feathers and a beak ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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