oil filter salesman Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 okay, so i was once a respected oil filter salesman. i gained milions from the oile filter buisness. life was good. then you came along with this F.A.O.F thing and gave me a bad name! i am no longer respected in my proffesion. people on the street are pointing and lauging. some people even run around with flaming torches around my house and yell "oil equals satan". all i want is for this craze to stop.... (yeah im some one from the forum, lets see if you guys can guess without the help of nfgb or murta ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 i dont even care anymore so your safe ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raVen_image Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Nice try, whoever...but the oil filter dudes have waaaaay too much power to be threatened by some kids in forums...there is no threat to oil filters...and everyone here knows it [This message has been edited by raVen_image (edited July 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 My predicttion is niko but i have a feeling somewhere inside of me that you're brief too.But i'll stay with niko.Hence the oil is satan part ------------------ Forums Against Oil Filters GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY HE'S BROKEN IN HALF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Let me ask you a question do you have any kids? If so, why do you want them to grow up in a world where people can have oil filters? Do you want a harmed and polluted enviroment? And will you check out my site and tell me what you think? The Escape From Monkey Island Tribute Site ------------------ We must not give in to the oil filters. Fight for the F.A.O.F. and do it for the kids Go to my site now, or I'll sulk. King: Oh my god this match is becoming a legend. JR: WITH BROKEN BODYS ALONG THE WAY! [This message has been edited by fender (edited July 15, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raVen_image Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 "Once the rockslide has begun, it is too late for the pebbles to complain." If you had studied the scientific data, you would know what most authorities already know ...that it is far too late to do anything about the environment. Even if we were to STOP ALL POLLUTANTS, and go cold turkey on fuel supplies until cleaner alternative can be found...it is still too late. ( All the environmental talk is just to keep your minds off the inevitable ) In 100 years, this planet will no longer sustain us...the downslide is too steep now to reverse it an inch...we blew it...we blew it 175 years ago. The fact is...it's too late to worry...it has been too late for over 50 years...so you might as well enjoy what you have...the future( if there is one) wont be found here. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 Originally posted by raVen_image: "Once the rockslide has begun, it is too late for the pebbles to complain." If you had studied the scientific data, you would know what most authorities already know ...that it is far too late to do anything about the environment. Even if we were to STOP ALL POLLUTANTS, and go cold turkey on fuel supplies until cleaner alternative can be found...it is still too late. ( All the environmental talk is just to keep your minds off the inevitable ) In 100 years, this planet will no longer sustain us...the downslide is too steep now to reverse it an inch...we blew it...we blew it 175 years ago. The fact is...it's too late to worry...it has been too late for over 50 years...so you might as well enjoy what you have...the future( if there is one) wont be found here. Think about it. Yeh, what he said. Can someone tell me what he said. In less than 50 words. Please. ------------------ We must not give in to the oil filters. Fight for the F.A.O.F. and do it for the kids Fender's Web! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SV742617000027LL Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 Originally posted by fender: Yeh, what he said. Can someone tell me what he said. In less than 50 words. Please. Too late to save environment. Caveman screw up. Medieval man screw up. 175 years ago man screw up. We're living in their mistake. Enjoy now, die 100 some odd years from now. Make as many Monkey Island posts as possible. Ha Ha! Forty nine words here! ------------------ "Yeah, and I bet you helped her defeat LeChuck, didn't you?" Old Man on Booty Island Why the hell am I not a Three-Headed-Monkey? "Uh, just a minute?" Stan "You must have mistaken me for someone else. I am not a farmer." Guybrush, in sword training "Yeah, we are getting paid for this, right?" "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." " You never did know when to use that one." Carla & Guybrush "Rum" "Jam" blank stares "Jam" "Rum" blank stares "Er, rum and jam. It's an old pirate favorite, everybody knows that." Men Of Low Moral Fiber (Pirates) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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