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Personally, mine would be bright eyes, or Niko, as they have brill sense of humor, and in general seem like cool people! Also storken (even though slipknot r crap!)

 

One person who i wouldnt go out with.... BOB FELLAS!

 

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I remember this topic, I did it ages ago biggrin.gif Doesn't matter, I remember the controversy it stirred up too tongue.gif I'd either go out wif Brighty or NiKo (besides it's not like I'm ever gonna meet them) Brighty, coz we're very similar in a lotta ways (well I reckon we are) and NiKo coz I reckon he's a wild party animal... and the kinda guy I need is either someone who is similar to me or is a wild party animal, unlike my bf who's idea of fun is going to some resturant, I need alcohol, I need moozik, I need fun, but most of all I need my friends

 

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Originally posted by Faith:

Lol, i remembered another one, Murta, he has a myterious air about him, plus i seen him on his webcam pic, he;s very sexy wink.gifbiggrin.gif

 

 

wah? Methinks you're talking about ZeroXcape, 'cos I don't remember putting any pics of me on the net smile.gif

I think that mysterious air around him was the result of too much Mexican food wink.gif

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Originally posted by Natty:

I remember this topic, I did it ages ago biggrin.gif Doesn't matter, I remember the controversy it stirred up too tongue.gif

 

Oh no! Here it comes again. The Storken-is-gay-and-in-love-with-Niko thingie...... rolleyes.gif

 

 

 

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I have no idea how this got started but It's way off topic any ways I follow and I think Faith likes zero{did I just say that out loud}

Away evil opinions

anyways

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I have no clue

 

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Faith fancies me.............................

That's nice.....

 

Um yah well Natty cos she's the only one old enough for me.

Although I thought Frenchyd was very pretty

in that Christmas photo of her's.

(I can say that now shes gone wink.gif )

 

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OMG I forgot about the Storken is inlove and having an affair with NiKo biggrin.gif That inspired my first Jerry Springer script... wonder if I can find it and repost it? or better yet find which post it was, I thought that was a crackup... oh well off to find the topic biggrin.gif

http://www.escapemi.com/forums/Forum2/HTML/000566.html

 

I've spent half an hour trying to find the topic on the Jerry Springer story and I can't find it frown.gif

 

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AHA I found it biggrin.gif This was based on Storken, Frenchy, NiKo and NFGB... I think, I can't remember, anyways read it for yourself biggrin.gif I really should write some more of these biggrin.gif

 

OK- here's my first Jerry Springer story, it's kinda crap coz it doesn't have any *Beeep**Beeeeeep* in it and the violence isn't as good as I wanted it to be, but oh well

BTW- I hope this doesn't offend those who are in the story, it's not how I see you guys, but when I started writing it, I was taking into account the "If you could date anyone..." topic, so yeah... Depending on the reaction, I'm gonna write a few other stories

So it's really gay, but yeah...

 

Jerry- Good evening guests and welcome to tonights show. Tonight we have a rather different story for you all. Believe it or not, this story began on the Internet, with the question "If you could date anyone on the forum, who would it be and why?" Well believe it or not, this topic has brought out some issues and feelings, that need to be resolved. First of all, lets meet NiKo

*applause*

Jerry- Welcome to the show NiKo, I understand you have a few things you want to say today?

NiKo- Yes I do, you see, I really like Frenchy, who is NFGB's girlfriend, and she likes me, and we're both here today to tell him that we're gonna be together

*Crowd Boos*

Jerry- Let's bring him out shall we? NFGB come on out!

*NFGB walks on stage and sits beside NiKo*

*Audience applause*

Jerry- Welcome to the show NFGB, NiKo? I understand you have something you want to tell NFGB?

*NiKo turns to NFGB*

NiKo- Well, I know you like Frenchy and everything, but I'm here to tell you that we've secretly been having an affair

*Everyone gasps*

*NFGB stares at NiKo in shock*

NFGB- I don't believe it, we were together just last night, we were telling each other last night how much we loved each other and how we wanted to spend the rest of our lives together

NiKo- Believe it pal, she's mine now *smirks*

Jerry- Let's bring out Frenchy- Frenchy, come on out!

*Frenchy walks on stage and kisses NiKo passionatly infront of NFGB*

*NFGB stands up and attempts to bash the hell out of NiKo, but is caught by the gaurds Murta and Brief*

*Frenchy looking at NFGB*

Frenchy- Calm down baby, you knew it wasn't going to last, you're just too... well punky for me, I never really did like punk music and I only listened to it to make you happy, but I've had enough, I'm moving on, and I'm staying with NiKo.

Jerry- Frenchy? NiKo has something he wants to say to you...

NiKo- I don't it's not important, I'm with Frenchy that's all that matters

Jerry- Well if you won't tell her than I will

Frenchy- NiKo sweety? Tell me what?

*NiKo takes a deep breath and turns to Frenchy*

NiKo- Well, I haven't been exactly honest, I love you I really do, but I've ummmmmm *pauses and takes a deep breath

*Frenchy looks at NiKo worridly*

Frenchy- It's ok baby, you can tell me

NiKo- well, I've been seeing Storken behind your back

*Frenchy slaps NiKo accross the face*

Frenchy- How could you? I thought you loved me and this is how you treat me? By seeing someone behind my back?!

NiKo- well it wasn't my fault, you claimed to love me and yet you were still with NFGB, if you really loved me then you wouldn't have stayed with him for so long

Frenchy- Don't try and turn the blame on me you jerk, you're in control of your own actions, if you loved me you wouldn't have cheated on me!

NiKo- And if you had loved me then you wouldn't have stayed with NFGB, you kept saying you were gonna tell him it's over but you never did

NFGB- Hey listen pal, she didn't tell me it was over coz deep down she still loves me

*NiKo stands up and stands over NFGB and Frenchy*

NiKo- Shut up NFGB, you know it's your fault anyway...

*NFGB standing up*

NFGB- how the hell is it my fault?

NiKo- it is your fault, you tried to brainwash her with that pathetic stupid punk music

*NFGB punches NiKo in the face and NiKo returns the punch before Murta and Brief can get on stage to seperate both NFGB and NiKo*

Audience- JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Jerry- Ok, sit down take a few deep breaths everyone, do you all want to meet Storken?

Audience- YES!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry- OK Storken, come on out.

*Storken walks on stage and high-5's NFGB and turns to NiKo*

Storken- I can't believe how you were sucked in so easilly, did you really think I was interested in you that way? Of course I wasn't, I was only doing what NFGB paid me to do

NiKo- Paid you? *stands up and faces Storken*

Storken- Yeah he paid me to be with you, coz he knew that if Frenchy ever found out it would be over for you and her.

*NiKo punches Storken right in the nose*

NiKo- HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS? HOW COULD YOU BACKSTAB ME LIKE THIS?!

*Frenchy turning to NFGB*

Frenchy- YOU SELFISH JERK, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT WITH THE MAN I DID LOVE

*Frenchy slaps NFGB across the face*

NFGB- Face it baby, you're just the same as me now, you live and breath punk music, we're destined to be together

*Meanwhile NiKo and Storken are bashing each other up in the corner while Brief and Murta try to seperate them*

Frenchy- I AM NOT A PUNK GIRL, HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM?!

Audience- Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Jerry- OK people, can we sit down and talk this through?

*Everyone grabs their chair and sits on oppisite sides of the stage*

Frenchy- Forget it, I want nothing to do with NiKo or NFGB, if NiKo loved me as much as he said he did he would never have gotten with Storken

Jerry- so it's over for you and NiKo then is it Frenchy?

Frenchy- Hell yeah, I want nothing to do with either of these guys anymore, it's over

Storken- I've got something I need to tell NiKo...

NiKo- Save it, I don't wanna hear it

Storken- I need to say it NiKo, please?

Jerry- Go on Storken...

Storken, This whole thing may have been a setup, but while we were together, I did start to develope feelings for you, I don't care about the money, I care about you NiKo, and I want us to be together

NiKo- You mean that really? You're not lying to me?

Storken- Never

NiKo- Oh Storken I care about you too!

*Hugs*

NFGB- You 2 make me sick, you're on national television and you're basically making out, geeez you 2 get a friggen room

Storken- Listen pal, just coz you lost, doesn't make it my fault

NFGB- Yeah it does, you betrayed me

Storken- You only betrayed yourself, and now you've gotten what you deserve, Frenchy doesn't deserve you, she's way too good for you

NFGB- Yeah whatever, I'll get my revenge on you even if it's the last thing I do

NiKo- Whatever, go home and listen to your crappy punk music

Jerry- We'll be right back after the break!

Audience- Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

 

 

 

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