NiKo in finland Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 so heres what ive been up to in finland so far. 1. almost caused a forest fire, and managed to take out the fire using....erm....poo... yeah, long story... (look out johny knoxville) 2.hit on a gorgeus girl at a club, ended up in sauna with her and saw what i never wanted to see.... im talking bout hemroids the size of wiskonson ( the country, not the cheese) 3. been looking for clothes and ended up with nothing... 4. learned that blue hair in the country gets weird yells in finish from the local priest. 5. been bored. 6.been drawing 7.been missing my family-friends-you guys 8. tomorow im going on a cruise.... [This message has been edited by NiKo in finland (edited July 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo in finland Posted July 15, 2001 Author Share Posted July 15, 2001 double post [This message has been edited by NiKo in finland (edited July 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Was it the girl who had the haemaroids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Finland is a beutiful country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 I don't mind hearing your long story 'bout the fire, the poo and Johnny Knoxville. It sounds really interresting J@cka55 is the coolest show ever!!!!!!! ------------------ Reincarnation of The XXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 The story doesn't actually involve Johnny, just rivals something from a Jackáss episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadEyeDave Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 like the story 'bout the girl..... ------------------ ~AAAH who turned the light of?? Turn it on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Lets see, Jackass episodes..... The only poo thing i can remember is the one where Steve-o jumps onto a pile of 5hit, or the one where Dave England eats poo-dipar (really bad typo). Fire? The one where they shoot at Johnny with a fire hose? Must have mist an episode....... ------------------ Reincarnation of The XXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 "The poo-hug" (Dave England I think), when Steve O drove a one-wheeler next to the sewer, and fell down, and puked a lot, when, I think it was Johnny Knoxville, was trapped inside a toiled, which was sprayed with shiat, and a LOT of other small things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracio T. Marley Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 So good things and bad things ------------------ Go to my site sign my guest book look at my pics and all that other stuff okay do it Member of the F.A.O.F Originally wrote and posted by Heracio T.Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Amazing wath you can do with poo isn't it? ------------------ Reincarnation of The XXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo in finland Posted July 21, 2001 Author Share Posted July 21, 2001 well i was in the forest at night when suddenly nature called. i had to run to the nearest toilet, and it was so feking dark i had to take a candle with me. when i finished my business in the toilet and put my hand on the toilet paper for "the final touch" i acedently waved the toilet paper on the candle on the way to my arse, when i realised its hot, i automaticly threw flaming toilet paper into the wooden toilet, waiting for the water to do its part. then i remembered its an othouse and theres only other people´s sh¤it in it, and no water. i quicly ran to the nearest lake (in my birthday suit) screaming stuff like "mother f¤cking sh¤t flames!!! wooooooohooooo" i took some water in my hands and ran back to the toilet, splashed the one dropp of water that remained in my hands. then things got drastic and without thinking, i put my hands into the toilet grabbed the wettest piece of poo i found and threw it at the fire.... it worked.... now the hemroid story. i went to a club with a friend, in that club i saw a GORGEUS girl, im talking model like gorgeus. and what a luck, she turned out to be my friends neighbour. and they knew each other. anyways we all returned home and my friend told me that she told him she really likes me, and he heated up the sauna, blinked, and left me alone with the gorgeus girl next to the sauna, she seemed a bit shy, and well, erm, so was i.... but i took of my clothes and jumped in thinking im the luckiest guy alive right now. when she came in naked i almost fainted, as if it wasnt hot enought there allready, then she bent over to put some water on the stones, and i saw those SEWER PIPES for hemroids. i tried to no notice them, but it was to hard not to notice... so erm, yeah nothing happened after that... [This message has been edited by NiKo in finland (edited July 20, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telletubbiegirl Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 what is jackass? is it a good game? like EMI? ------------------ hit me baby one more time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Jackass is a TV show on MTV, where stupid people do stupid stuff. It's brilliant You can downloads episodes here: www.lando.co.uk (although they only have one on at a time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 hemeroids and ****, ill remember that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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