Frenchyd Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 The following are genuine letters sent to landlords... 1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. 2. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. 3. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do i stand 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. 6. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. 7. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 8. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 9. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 10. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. 11. Will you please send someone to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 12. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy. 13. Will you please send someone to mend my downspout. i am an old age pensioner and need it straight away. 14. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and its very uncomfortable for us. 15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his **** wakes me up, and it is getting too much. ------------------ FrenchyD Where do your monkey heads go when you become a devils skull? And how many heads do the secrets have, if any.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 I'd say **** uyou lanlord. You gimme a **** house and theres ****roaches everywhere! I don't deserve to give you money you pompos bastard! ------------------ OH WHAT A NIGHT! CLAP CLAP! GRAAAAAADUATION TIME COME ON!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 ummmm.......yeah? lol @ FrenchyD ------------------ Did I Mention That I Am Marrying Myself? ----------- RIP Bradley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted September 11, 2001 Author Share Posted September 11, 2001 just testing something. ------------------ FrenchyD "I am leaving the forum to because all cool peolpe are doing it" ~DeadEyeDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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