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Hello! I got a quiz with funny questions! Let's make this a contest and I will give you points from 0 to 100 depending on how funny or stupid is your answer. That's right! biggrin.gif The winner will be the one that gives the most funny or stupid answers! THAT WASN'T AN INSULT! biggrin.gif

 

1) What is two plus two?

 

2) How can a trash can smell if it doesn't have a nose?

 

3) If you are watching T.V. at 4 PM then what number am I thinking of right now? biggrin.gif

 

4) Is Monkey Island a game of reasoning? A game of thinking? A GAME OF ENLIGHTMENT OF THE SUPERIOR POTENTIAL OF OUR INTER-SELF? OHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW I LOVE THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry I kinda got caught up in the moment! biggrin.gif Just answer this question!

 

5) Is this Question Number Five?

 

6) Now here is a question with a zero difficulty level,

Okay: What's your name? biggrin.gif

 

7) What's the American Dream? Mine wasn't so good and it didn't last! But that was 3 years ago!

 

8) Does tellituby girl loves NiKo? (trick question)

 

9) Is Grannen a small guy or a tall guy? (a trickier question)

 

10) Do bank robbers rob piggy banks 2 or do they rob 3? Hahaha! What a joker I am!

 

11) Why is it harder to write a letter on an empty stomach?

 

12) Why did "The Feral Chicken" cross the road? (nothing personal really)

 

13) BAD LUCK!!!! biggrin.gif

 

14) What is the purpose of meaning?

 

15) What is the answer to Question 14!

 

Don't start another boring discussion! Don't insult me! JUST ANSWER THESE!

 

NO GEEKS ALLOWED IN THE CONTEST!

 

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Ladies and gentlemen it's the pain in the butt! Pain to the Max!

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1) What is two plus two?

Raisin

 

2) How can a trash can smell if it doesn't have a nose?

Craccccck whipppppp

 

3) If you are watching T.V. at 4 PM then what number am I thinking of right now? biggrin.gif

Monkey monkey, got a silly hat

 

4) Is Monkey Island a game of reasoning? A game of thinking? A GAME OF ENLIGHTMENT OF THE SUPERIOR POTENTIAL OF OUR INTER-SELF? OHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW I LOVE THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry I kinda got caught up in the moment! biggrin.gif Just answer this question!

Ervin is my bestest pet spoon

 

5) Is this Question Number Five?

No

 

6) Now here is a question with a zero difficulty level,

Okay: What's your name? biggrin.gif

Max Payne

 

7) What's the American Dream? Mine wasn't so good and it didn't last! But that was 3 years ago!

Peanut butter and sandwich jam

 

8) Does tellituby girl loves NiKo? (trick question)

No I do

 

9) Is Grannen a small guy or a tall guy? (a trickier question)

Cheese nut curtain rail

 

10) Do bank robbers rob piggy banks 2 or do they rob 3? Hahaha! What a joker I am!

Man this smell is very visible

 

11) Why is it harder to write a letter on an empty stomach?

Because you get so hungry that you swallow the pen, then you die and when you go up to heaven, they don't have pens there, because they write with fondu kits

 

12) Why did "The Feral Chicken" cross the road? (nothing personal really)

Because he was stuck to the chewing gum's foot

 

13) BAD LUCK!!!! biggrin.gif

Snoooooooootch

 

14) What is the purpose of meaning?

Todays letter is 273, Sesame Street was sponsored by Porn Os, the cereal for a brigther tomorrow (Feral will get the Porn Os)

 

15) What is the answer to Question 14!

Go back to beginning, don't pass Go To Jail, collect a chance card and temporary dog money

 

 

So, did I win?

Man it's early....

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