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Use the book on Griswald.

 

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"When I was younger, just a bad little kid

 My momma noticed funny things I did...

 Like shooting puppies with the B.B. gun

 I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

 I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head

 That's when my momma said..."

  (What did she say?)

"She said, 'My boy, I think some day

 You'll find a way

 To make your natural tendencies pay...

 You'll be a dentist

 You have a talent for causing things pain!'"

  --Dentist!, Little Shop of Horrors

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You first have to get him to think that you are a Goodsoup, maybe if you looked more like one........

 

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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell.

When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You"

After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

 

-Jack Handey-

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