StarEye Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Know it by heart?
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Oh no please!!!I hate these. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
StarEye Posted June 25, 2001 Author Posted June 25, 2001 What? You have a phobia for MI2? It's not a very important topic, so if you don't like, don't read it. Or reply. Easy.
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 I don't hate Monkey Island 2,but this woodchuck jokes **** me off ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Fra Norge du også?!Kult! ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Guest Rapp Scallion Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Er begge dere fra Norge?? MEGAKULT. Nå veit jeg om fire andre enn meg fra Norge på dette forumet! MagnusB, StarEye,Drunken_Sailor og EPLEmos (Egentlig lenge siden jeg har h¸rt fra han. Er ikke sikker på om jeg stava det riktig engang.) ------------------
Guest Rapp Scallion Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Er begge dere fra Norge?? MEGAKULT. Nå veit jeg om fire andre enn meg fra Norge på dette forumet! MagnusB, StarEye,Drunken_Sailor og EPLEmos (Egentlig lenge siden jeg har h¸rt fra han. Er ikke sikker på om jeg stava det riktig engang.) <big> NORGE RULER <big> ------------------
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 JIPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Natty Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 I feel stoopid when people talk languages I don't understand ------------------ Natty
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: I feel stoopid when people talk languages I don't understand We said that Norway is a nice country.So is Australia(Never been there,but I know there is nice). ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
storken Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 dags för norgehistorierna. Varför kryper alltid norrmännen på golvet i stormarknader? -De letar efter lågpriser!!! ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
Guest Rapp Scallion Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Originally posted by storken: dags för norgehistorierna. Varför kryper alltid norrmännen på golvet i stormarknader? -De letar efter lågpriser!!! Ja, men svenskene har med seg stiger fordi prisene er så høye. Hvor mange svensker trengs det for å skifte en lyspære? Svar: 1 til å holde lyspæra og 1000 for å snurre rundt huset. ------------------
BoneMaster Posted June 25, 2001 Posted June 25, 2001 Jag kan inte tala svenska och jag har ingen åning vad du talade om. According to a Wall Street Journal article referenced here, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted June 26, 2001 Posted June 26, 2001 But that all depends on the size of the wood chuck! Yes I know it off by heart. They said it on the radio and I beat them to it! *ahem* HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD. BUT A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK NO AMOUNT OF WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK CAN'T CHUCK WOOD. BUT "IF" A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK SOME AMOUNT OF WOOD HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD? A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK NO AMOUNT OF WOOD SO A WOODCHUCK CAN'T CHUCK WOOD! BUT IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK ANY AMOUNT OF WOOD HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD? Oh shut up!
Natty Posted June 26, 2001 Posted June 26, 2001 Brighty shuddup and don't confuse me. What IS a woodchuck anyway? ------------------ Natty
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 26, 2001 Posted June 26, 2001 Hvordan ser man at en sjørøver er Svensk? -Han har lapper fremfor begge øynene. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 26, 2001 Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: Brighty shuddup and don't confuse me. What IS a woodchuck anyway? A Woodchuck is a lumberjack. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
raVen_image Posted June 26, 2001 Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: What IS a woodchuck anyway? Someone...send Australia a set of encyclopedias...they are just hungry for knowledge
Jack Posted June 27, 2001 Posted June 27, 2001 Hur sänker man ett norskt skepp?- man sjösätter det. Hur sänker man en norsk ubåt?- man dyker ner och knackar på luckan, så öppnar de Jag har kunnat många fler men ja minns dom inte
MagnusB Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Hmm. Artig. Vi har visst akkurat de samme vitsene, bare at hos oss er det svenskene som er dumme, hos dere er det vi som er dumme. Just to enlighten you people who sadly happen not to be scandinavian: *cough* norwegian *cough* We are talking about jokes.
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Hva er forskjellen på Svenskevitser og Norskevitser? -Svenskevitsene er sanne. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Guest grannen Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Och det krävs en Norrman att starta en Topic om Woodchucker i ett Forum som är avsett för "Everything and anything Escape from Monkey Island related!" ------------------ and Grannen
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Vi er inspirerte av dere Svensker ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Ikke seriøst ment,men bare tull .Vi lager en konkuranse.Norge mot Sverige.Den som finner på flest vitser om nabolandet har vunnet. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
Drunken_Sailor Posted June 28, 2001 Posted June 28, 2001 Den som taper må skryte ubegrenset av nabolandet i en måned fremover. ------------------ Prepare for your final journey!
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