Jump to content

Home

Leaving for Leadership Academy


Mafia_Jabba

Recommended Posts

k dude, but looking at that pic you have there I'd say your a scron. and you wana join the army? better bulk up and get used to taking a beating or your gunna die dude. and why would you join the army. no free time, early bed, early getting up. ohhhh drill, it must be hard to walk around in formation. if I was fighting a war I think I'd want people that know how to fight. and yes I know it's an officer thing your doing, but if you cant pull your share your men wont respect you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I, Rambo, swear to sign away four years of my mediocre life to the United

States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into

the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't

take me because I can't swim.

 

I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because

I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my

uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue telling

myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my drill sergeant told me

I am, despite the fact that the only action I ever will see is a court

martial for sexual harassment.

 

I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service,

and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test.

After completion of my sexual -- er -- I mean, BASIC training, I will

attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing

less than I did when I left.

 

On my first trip home after boot camp, I will walk around like I am cool

and propose to my ninth-grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home,

because if I let her out she might leave me for a smarter, better-looking

Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take

her back.

 

While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely

nothing accomplished. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hours

because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 hours to report back to

the "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever

that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working

construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone

about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it

because I can't pass a placement exam.

 

So help me God.

 

Signature:_________________________

Date:________________

Link to comment
Share on other sites

you talk about respect and honor as if they were a phiscial substance that I could go dig out of the ground. I have respect for the people that earn it from me. as for honor your right I dont have any, and it's better that way. I sure hope they arn't teaching you about honor at that thing. coz honor isn't gunna save your ass in a fight or a war or any time. a fight is a fight is a fight. I dont care what you say, I would do any thing I had to kick a guys ass in a fight. to hell with honor! :mad:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dad was in the Royal Canadian Air Force. Because of this we moved a lot. He was posted in Germany, so we all moved there once. The only reason we moved there is because of the ColdWar. I loved living there. But I was very young so I guess I only remember good memories :D

 

However I am happy the ColdWar ended and we got to move back to the Great White North.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...