Top Twenty Ways to Say 'Your Fly is Open"

[Guybrush122]

20 Ways To Say 'Your Fly Is Open'

 

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

 

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

 

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your

Pink Floyd is hanging out.

 

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

 

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

 

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

 

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

and tend to his bell.

 

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

 

12) You need to bring your tray table to the

upright and locked position.

 

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

 

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

 

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape

pod.

 

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach

on the lower deck, Sir!

 

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

 

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

 

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead

of "Hillary."

 

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no

introduction...

 

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

 

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

 

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're

nuts.

[HelenW]

Don't know about flies, but why do people say "Charlie's dead" when ladies underskirts are showing. I think it's something to do with King Charles, but it still makes no sense to me.

[Rufio]

heh, i got that in my mail last week...

 

the last one is pretty funny.

[Al-back from the BigWhoop]

the last 1 is great!

u forgot 1 though: 'Your Fly Is Open'

[Feral]

'Well, it's an open case, but it sure ain't shut'

[Guybrush122]

Originally posted by Feral

'Well, it's an open case, but it sure ain't shut'

 

how about 'hello d.i.c.k....' or 'wow, you're really friendly'