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Sam was confused

What the hell has all this to do with Xmass

 

He looked up and far away in the sky he saw a huge bright star.

It was moving slowly and Sam decided to follow the star.

 

so left the doctor (who was broken anyway) and kept following the star.

 

Then a familliar voice started to talking to him.

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Suddenly, a dustbunny jumps in and draws a lightsaber. It walks up to "the end" and slices "the end" in half. With a new path carved, and "the end" removed, the buttler did it, but not in the end, because "the end" is gone. so the buttler just did it. And with a new path carved, the dustbunny mounted his dusthorse and rode into the dustsunset, to pursue his dustdream of owning a dustburger franchise.

 

 

Suddenly Kyle recalls the fact that he has to get his Christmas tree home...

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... but it suddenly remembered that it wanted to give jolly ol' Santa a visit. So, it headed off to the North Pole in hopes of seeing the fat guy in the red suit, still carrying Kyle's tree.

 

Kyle looks up at the Rancor, growls, and uses a force jump+force speed combo, to catch up wit da rancor. But he misses the rancor completely and lands on the pavement, flat on his face.

 

He opens up his cell phone with one of his only two body parts that weren't broken in the fall: his teeth. then he somehow uses his lungs to scream sooo loud that the sound waves dial the number for his agent.

 

Agent: Hello?

Kyle: AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

Agent: Umm...

Kyle: Plughph poog goop plug phoog (tongue talk)

Agent: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

Kyle then uses his teeth to draw a sign with a marker, and he uses his lungs again to push the sign thru the phone lines and out his Agent's receiver.

 

Kyle: AAAAAAAAA pluph phoo gluph

Agent: Oh... ok. Sure.

 

The Agent calls Kyle's Christmas tree, which jumps out of the Rancor's grasp and runs to Kyle's aid. Then they continue their quest for a good Star Wars Christmas thread. When they get to the Raven's Claw...

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And Kyle awoke with a snap. He had been drinking heavily again, and he was a mess. After fighting so many battles, he was a lost man. He had seen so much suffering in his life, and could never settle down for a good time.

 

This is why he stood up straight, and decided he was going to...

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