Sylohn Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 well..uhm..the other day I saw two animals doing it on discovery channel...does that count?...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 That's fair enough sam said. My second question will be what should i do now!!! i forgot what it was so tell me. the doctor said...
Thrown Saber Posted April 25, 2002 Posted April 25, 2002 ...nothing, because a Magical Telephone Booth bound and gagged Doc in 200 pairs of pantyhose. the Booth then said...
mima kake Posted April 25, 2002 Posted April 25, 2002 Sam was confused What the hell has all this to do with Xmass He looked up and far away in the sky he saw a huge bright star. It was moving slowly and Sam decided to follow the star. so left the doctor (who was broken anyway) and kept following the star. Then a familliar voice started to talking to him.
Thrown Saber Posted April 25, 2002 Posted April 25, 2002 it said " AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AIEEEEE!!!!! HELP! i'M BEING STALKED BY A NAKED, FOUL-MOUTHED WHITE BUNNY!!!!!
Thrown Saber Posted April 26, 2002 Posted April 26, 2002 Suddenly, a dustbunny jumps in and draws a lightsaber. It walks up to "the end" and slices "the end" in half. With a new path carved, and "the end" removed, the buttler did it, but not in the end, because "the end" is gone. so the buttler just did it. And with a new path carved, the dustbunny mounted his dusthorse and rode into the dustsunset, to pursue his dustdream of owning a dustburger franchise. Suddenly Kyle recalls the fact that he has to get his Christmas tree home...
mima kake Posted April 26, 2002 Posted April 26, 2002 But what could he do? standing there with a bunny all alone with a tree under his arm. The he started clicking his feet together saying: "There's no place like home there's no place like home..." And all of a sudden .....
Xerxes603 Posted April 26, 2002 Posted April 26, 2002 A nice rancor picked up the tree and carried it for Kyle...
Thrown Saber Posted April 27, 2002 Posted April 27, 2002 ... but it suddenly remembered that it wanted to give jolly ol' Santa a visit. So, it headed off to the North Pole in hopes of seeing the fat guy in the red suit, still carrying Kyle's tree. Kyle looks up at the Rancor, growls, and uses a force jump+force speed combo, to catch up wit da rancor. But he misses the rancor completely and lands on the pavement, flat on his face. He opens up his cell phone with one of his only two body parts that weren't broken in the fall: his teeth. then he somehow uses his lungs to scream sooo loud that the sound waves dial the number for his agent. Agent: Hello? Kyle: AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH Agent: Umm... Kyle: Plughph poog goop plug phoog (tongue talk) Agent: Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Kyle then uses his teeth to draw a sign with a marker, and he uses his lungs again to push the sign thru the phone lines and out his Agent's receiver. Kyle: AAAAAAAAA pluph phoo gluph Agent: Oh... ok. Sure. The Agent calls Kyle's Christmas tree, which jumps out of the Rancor's grasp and runs to Kyle's aid. Then they continue their quest for a good Star Wars Christmas thread. When they get to the Raven's Claw...
Caldera Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 And Kyle awoke with a snap. He had been drinking heavily again, and he was a mess. After fighting so many battles, he was a lost man. He had seen so much suffering in his life, and could never settle down for a good time. This is why he stood up straight, and decided he was going to...
mima kake Posted May 5, 2002 Posted May 5, 2002 And that was kyles slang word for "Christmass tree" So he got out of bed grabbed his boots his clothes and his motor cycle and drove to the local treeshop. He opend the door and he saw a ...
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