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Well, i wrote the 10th best Latin Mythology short story in the nation last year, but i lost the file when i turned in my laptop. I also got first in the state for another short story contest, but i lost that on my laptop too!!! :o

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would this count as writing

 

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from

the motor of a car

when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in

his shop, who was

standing

off to the side, waiting for the service

manager to come take a look

at his car.

 

The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello

Doctor! Please come

over

here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit

surprised, walked over

to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up,

wiped his hands on a

rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor,

look at this. I also open

hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new

parts, and when I

finish this will work as a new one. So how

come you get the big

money,

when you and me is doing basically the same

work?"

 

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the

mechanic "Try to do it

when the engine is running

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