Silvercat Posted February 10, 2002 Posted February 10, 2002 Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Chevron: use them? people do. Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border MCI: for friends and family Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are United Airlines travel pack: Fly United The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! Maxwell House: Good to the last drop! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1
Feral Posted February 10, 2002 Posted February 10, 2002 Don't forget... The BT Condom: Connecting people The Whopper Condom: It just tastes better.
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 10, 2002 Posted February 10, 2002 some of them i had never heard of, but hey, thats pretty good! AOL n Toyota were the best 1s! n also: Amil-Brazil (insurance) condom: Taking care of whats important for u Nickelodeon condom: Made by you, for you Nickelodeon condom: Because we can Barbie condom: It's a great time to be a girl
Jonny Haggis Posted February 11, 2002 Posted February 11, 2002 How's it goin' me old muckers..... this is my first post in about a year! A wee bit off the particular subject but still a very good joke: Q: What's the differance between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? A: One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak!!! JH
COJ Posted February 12, 2002 Posted February 12, 2002 also, i got all those jokes on an email....i just didnt remember.. i got one Cadbury's Creme Egg Condom : How do u get the inside out? lol
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