Silvercat Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Chevron: use them? people do. Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border MCI: for friends and family Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are United Airlines travel pack: Fly United The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! Maxwell House: Good to the last drop! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Ok...that was sick....but overall funny:D . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Funny. KFC is best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Don't forget... The BT Condom: Connecting people The Whopper Condom: It just tastes better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 i prefer the AOL..lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 some of them i had never heard of, but hey, thats pretty good! AOL n Toyota were the best 1s! n also: Amil-Brazil (insurance) condom: Taking care of whats important for u Nickelodeon condom: Made by you, for you Nickelodeon condom: Because we can Barbie condom: It's a great time to be a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Haggis Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 How's it goin' me old muckers..... this is my first post in about a year! A wee bit off the particular subject but still a very good joke: Q: What's the differance between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? A: One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak!!! JH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 also, i got all those jokes on an email....i just didnt remember.. i got one Cadbury's Creme Egg Condom : How do u get the inside out? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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