Eternity Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 You versus Jar Jar Binks. Closed arena. Jeering crowd. Weapon of choice. No escape. East side, Jedi. The Saber hand twitches. No blinking in this fight, boyz. Both of you in stance. The tension grows tighter. When the going gets tough, you think you have what you need to defeat Jar Jar in a one-on-one in Jedi Outcast in that arena we saw earlier? Sure. We all rib Jar Jar, a little. But when the going gets dirty, who's gonna come out on top? We mock him, from a safe distance. But in the deep oceans of our souls, we look into those eyes and we see menace. Phantom Menace, to be exact. We look into those eyes and we see our downfall. Vader time, Jedi. You got what it takes? Who knows. All I know is that I'm gonna find out, the Phantom Server, Jar Jar Binks mod. Then we are all going to find out if we are man enough to defeat the epitome of evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desslock Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Jar Jar beats me. I'll be too busy laughing my ass off at his terrible inclusion in Episode 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihatetheblind Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 You cannot defeat Jar Jar, for his very being is evil. He knows not love or mercy, only death and conquest. His very presence wilts flowers and rots earth. His is an evil that is all encompassing. He is the evil that brings balance to all the good in the universe. If you don't believe me just look in his eyes.... black souless eyes, like a dolls eyes........No my friend I think I'll pass on a death match with jar jar, suicide isn't my idea of fun. c3=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 It strikes even closer to home when you are listening to Pink Floyd. o_0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 GONK! GOONK!!! someone should make a Gonk smilie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sounds Risky Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Blah. He's not even annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 <i>..the horror.... the horror....</i> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 There's an overwhelming gonk gonk response.... I'm afraid..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 you should be careful GonkH8er There has been a lot of pro gonk activity on the forums lately, one day you may wake up sorrounded by hordes of super gonks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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