mima kake Posted April 30, 2002 Posted April 30, 2002 doop doop eebo eebo Kyle replyed with a strong...
Anox Kleevah Posted April 30, 2002 Posted April 30, 2002 ..."Gimme your largest bucket of puce colored jawa flavoured super deluxe xstra kingsized w00t-a-matic whoop-arse pack of chilinuts" ...
Thrown Saber Posted April 30, 2002 Posted April 30, 2002 Phil: You mean, a cheeseburger with extra shaved bantha testicles?
cqdemal Posted May 1, 2002 Posted May 1, 2002 Kyle: Hell no! I want the unshaved kind! Ya know, hairy testicles... *Kyle drools* Phil: Okay, lemme go get it. *distant rumbling* Farmer: BANTHA STAMPEDE !!!!!!!!!!
bluebloodedsith Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 Phill comes back with them and asks for payment. Kyle pulls out his Food stamps and trys to pay the man. Phil points to the sign wich read " We do not accept FOOD STAMPS". Kyle is Very angry, but still hears teh distant rumbling....The Noise gets louder and louder. Kyle turns around to see a stampeed of Banthas. Impatient, and starving, Kyle Pulls out his light saber and runns after the pack of banthas to Score some unshaved Bantha Testicles, when all of a sudden........
SPY_jmr1 Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 kyles witeout trip wheres off. "huh? wtf am I?" said kyle. then he....
mima kake Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 realized that he was still in the traffic jam. He slept for almost 2 hours. the driver behind him honks his claxon. "shoot, I need to go away. so he started his egines an punched the secret red button. an all of a sudden his car began to...
power_ed Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 make funny noises... Aaaargh... WTF now? you stupid no good piece of crap.. he yelled.. So he kicked....
cqdemal Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 ...and sent his shoe flying high into the air, landing a few minutes later on the head of...
Anox Kleevah Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 ...Admiral Ackbar, who was on a secret mission for the new republic...
mima kake Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 "SHRIMPS any one"? he asked while walking on the road. Kyle screamed "Hey sorry ackbar". akcbar replyed...
Thrown Saber Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 ...with a sneer and a loud sneeze, coughing up some Mon Calamari body parts.
mima kake Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 "YOU FILTHY PIECE OF FISH" Kyle yelled out of his car. Ackbar laught "just kidding kyle...just kidding" "well i don't like your lame jokes you shrimp head" Ackbar laught again "Well if i am a shrimp head you are a...
Thrown Saber Posted May 2, 2002 Posted May 2, 2002 ...lightsaber head!!!" Kyle looks all confused. "huh? What's that supposed to mean?" Ackbar steals Kyle's lightsaber and thrusts it through Kyle's head. "THAT'S what I mean." Kyle gets all ticked and force-pushes Ackbar thru a car window.
mima kake Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Kyle pulled the light saber out of his head (still a little dizzy by the attack) And force jumped on Ackbar's fishy eyes. the end EPISODE XII The shrimp head kicks ass long time ago .... bla bla bla bla....
cqdemal Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 ...There was once a shrimp-Jedi called Bibble who wields 8 lightsabers with different colors...
mima kake Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 So bibble was one kick @$$ jedi Bibble sat down on the floor, he was meddetating when suddenly there was a knock on the door. "KNOK KNOK" ... "Who's there" And a familliar voice answerd...
cqdemal Posted May 4, 2002 Posted May 4, 2002 Bibble opened his front door. The door, swinging outwards, knocked the visitor down into the bottomless chasm behind him. This was Nar Shaddaa, after all. Bibble looked down and shouted, "Hey, you there! What are you doing down there? Let's see some ID!"
mima kake Posted May 4, 2002 Posted May 4, 2002 suddenly he heard more mettal like footsteps. and a heavy kind of breathing. he looked left, then right but there didn't seem to be any one out there. he closed the door and took a book from the shelf. and started reading long time ago in a galxy far far away...
TiE23 Posted May 5, 2002 Author Posted May 5, 2002 There was a man named Masert an anceient (sp) jedi that taught Yoda..... Blah Blah Blah.... Bibble started to get bored at reading the "Big Book-o-Jedi Stories" And started to fall asleep on the page 798,076,823 Then a man named Kyle Kartarn knocked on his door, Bibble answered, opened the door and Kyle steped to the side before he would fall, then Kyle pulled out his pistol demanding the "Big Book-o-Jedi Stories".....
cqdemal Posted May 5, 2002 Posted May 5, 2002 Bibble mumbled to Kyle, 'That thing's available in every single bookstore in the galaxy,' and started to close the door. Kyle quickly yelled back, 'I don't have enough Credits to pay for it!' 'I missed the part where that's my problem' (Spider-Man rip-off, eh?) Bibble Force-pushed the still-whining Kyle down into the abyss. 3 hours later Kyle woke up and found himself in...
cqdemal Posted May 5, 2002 Posted May 5, 2002 The strange thing is that there's no garbage is this 'garbage compactor'. Ewoks. Dancing. All around Kyle.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.