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(what does nonsenicleness sp mean?)

 

And again it was a awfull bloodbath.

 

The meteorite did alot of damage but a few wookies survived.

They had to report this incident to the new jedi council.

There was something weird about this all.

The 5 wookies who where left jumped into the ship wich wasn't destoyed and theu flew to YAVIN to see luke at the academy.

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like a baby ewok.

The 5 wookies got upsed and asked what was wrong.

Luke told them it's better not to know.

But the wookie's were to curious and didn't stop whining till luke told them.

 

and they started to scream aswell

 

Then luke said...

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Han, Kyle and Chewie walked in the room.

 

"What's up kid" Han says

 

"Stop calling me kid Han, I am 47 right now."

 

"Sorry kid just a bad habbit"

 

Kyle sa the crying wookies and asked "Wasup luke?"

 

"well I just had a vision about the destruction of all the wookie species."

 

And while saying that chewie started to cry like a little baby ugnauth.

 

"Stop it chewie, be a man.... uhm wookie.... I mean."

But chewie told him to...

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..................... (i cant swear ....... ewoks mite be reading this)

 

then they all went for a good cup of tea and a group hug to cheer themselves up ... afterwards they started to form a plan ...

 

to do this they...

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And Kyle Katarn was watching from a distance and says to Jan "I gotta do something" and Jan says "Kyle wait! your shoes are untied" (Being a 3d character in a First personshooter holding a bryer pistol) Kyle loses his cool and says "I can't see my feet! I CAN'T SEE MY FEET!" and Jan says ...

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"Whats that?!"

"What?"

And Kyle flings her nose.

"Got yah!!"

Then Kyle charges for a force power called Force Explosion that he made up. It make a giant sound wave that blows away everything in its path.

He charged up and began to.....

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jan saw him run off and .... feeling a little lonely called back to him

 

KYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

<she flashed a little arm at him and he can running back to her>

 

and as she winked to camera ...

 

edit: sorry i had a little revelation about jans man status in there .... DOH!

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And kyle, well he kept running and running.

He ran so fast that his boots began to burn.

Luckely he saw a liitle pool of water and jumped in the water.

"Pffffew, Finally got away from her."

"she sticks on your butt like a bummble bee on nectar.

He looked around for a moment and noticed it was quiet... to quiet .

And then he realized that the force explosion wasn't a good idea.

 

 

Kyle lost his hearing abillety's

So he walked to the nearest hospital.

When he arrived at the counter he asked a nurse to...

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stop laughing ....

 

unfortunately kyle is none too bright and had failed to notice that the explosion had also burnt his clothes off

 

suddenly he had a pain in the ...

 

(go on mima i know u cant resist :p)

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left eyeball.

So he told the doctor that he has pain in his left eye ball

"Is that thrue, do you have pain in your left eye ball"?

asked the doctor.

"Yes doctor, I have pain in the left eye ball" said kyle

 

"Don't worrie son, I know just the solution."

 

He walked toward kyle with a spoon in his hand and started to pop out kyles left eye ball.

He puts it in his mouth and sucked it clean.

The he Played some table tennis with it.

And he thought he could prank his wife with it by putting it in his ass hole and telling her it's the all seeing eye.

 

But luckely for kyle he didn't

 

"Great. now i am deaf. naked, and blind at one site."

What could happend next...

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...then out of nowhere...10 reborn jedi attack Kyle...but 4 or them jumped out of a window randomly...then two more tripped over some chairs and fell on their lightsabers...then three of them were killed by friendly fire from the stormtroopers who rushed in...leaving one reborn guy still charging Kyle...then behind him are about 500 stormtroopers all shouting "Hey! You There!"...

 

(page 9 baby!!!:D )

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fine .... if my input in this story is no longer wanted ill go back to making pointless posts

 

tusken raider?!!!!!!

 

that sucks ..... <wanders off to make like 50 pointless posts>

 

cant even do a tusken noise

 

UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <waves pointy stick .... WOW>

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