TiE23 Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 and got his light saber and cut off bob's leg, put a lease (however you spell it) around him and told him to bark like a dog. Then a AT-ST came crashing in and smashed Duke Nukem, while he screamed Pidy the Fool, and died... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolboi Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 (I usually avoid fan fiction like a plauge, but I love this kind of thread so much... ) "groovy" mumbled Kyle from the corner of his mouth, the dented AT-ST strode towards him, barking like a cat on karrosine (sp?). It stopped but 4 feet from Kyle, and like a small megloid from arcturas prime (yes im getting these terms out of my ass), out of the top popped the face of Tavion. "Finally" Kyle mumbled much to Jans surprise as he and tavion hopped into the top. "what?" cried Jan "But what about all the things you said to me..." "Thats what we call pillow talk baby" Kyle snickered, closing the top of the ATST. Echoing as the ATST left was the last six words that Jan would hear from Kyle ever again: "Hail to the king baby!" (Yes, I liked Army of Darkness ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Standing off in one corner, as yet unseen by anyone, Max Payne surveys the situation. He thinks to himself in his monotone narrative style: "Funny how these kind of things work out...I come here for a nice dip in the pool, to relax, wash off the day so to speak and hear screams, crashes, and someone shouting 'Pity Da Foo'. Sounds like a bad '80's sitcom to me. I walk inside and find a charred...I don't know what it is, and the pool is filled with children and someone's leg. I'm either having a V flashback, or I AM in a video game." "So much for the dip in the pool." Max says as he pulls his Dual Ingrams out of his coat and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 shoots a 7 year old kid in the head and kills him, and Max says "Fewh, I'am not bored any more!". While Jan was walking away she could hear screaming and histarical (sp) laughter for Max blowing away children untill the pool was dark red with ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot_Pocket Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ....blood. Raiden (our beloved hero from MGS2 ) comes in from hiding out of the corner and says, "I can't believe what is happening." "We never covered this in VR," he says to Rose. "Snap out of it Raiden," interrupts the Colonel (I think thats how u spell it). "Hey u blonde haired wimp!," says Max Payne, still in montone voice, "everyone likes Solid Snake better." "Shut up Max Payne," said Raiden, "I KILL YOU!" Raiden jumps toward Max Payne with his big ninja sword and hits his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 kanolies, then James Bond, Snake, Harry Potter, Darth Maul, and a disgruntal Storm Trooper #91123-ID, all saw the fight and jumped out of a jaccuzie with there killing faces on, James Bond armed a super lazer thingamabob, Snake, a stupid little tranqulizer gun, Harry Potter, a wand, Darth Maul with his double light saber that he can handle better with out his legs, and the Disgruntal Stormtrooper #91123-ID held a Corelian beer bottle. all went to Raiden and Max Pane shouting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ..."WE NEED MORE BEER!!!" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 After raiden had taken out Max by cutting off his kanolies, he saw the angry mob of men (and boys) coming after him, he did the same backwards stab like Kyle and took out Harry Potter having Raidens sword being ramed into his head, killing him (now he would have a bigger scar), he kicked the laser thingamabob out of Jame's hand a sliced off his head clear off:D, stabed, (but not killed) Snake;) choked the disguntal stormtrooper #91123-ID to death but then darth came up behind him, Raiden knew he was there so he spun around to cut at his legs, but to Raidens suprise, Darth Maul didn't have any legs and said " I knew I should have wacthed (how ever you spell it) the Star Wars Movies!" Then Darth Maul sliced him in half and said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ...'WE NEED MORE BEER!!!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 then darth maul fell over flameing drunk........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot_Pocket Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 "Get ur beer here! Get ur beer here!", says beer vendor #1. Raiden and Darth Maul (with no legs), take a break and enjoy a couple of beers. Then they look at each other drunk and hungry for blood. "You know Raiden," says Darth Maul (with no legs), "u kinda look like a woman." "I know, President Johnson had to "touch me" to figure it out," says Raiden, "That kinda lowered my self-esteem." "Its ok Raiden," says Darth Maul (with no legs) i'll do you a favor. (edited for grammer mistakes:D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 7, 2002 Author Share Posted April 7, 2002 "What is it Dar-" suddenly Raiden fell dead, because he was shot in the head by Snake."Woa, what a wimp!" said Snake. Then all hell broke lose. There were famous video game characters like Link, Mario, Donkey Kong, Crash Bandicute etc. All wanting to kill the better graphic characters that set the graphic recomendations to a record high. Even Mr. and Mrs. Pacman were there in the fight with their jaws of death, all wanting to kill.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 ...BARNEY THE DINOSOUR!!!.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Then Barney jumped up and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cqdemal Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 ... and dived into the pool. The VG characters waited for him to surface. 5 minutes later, Barney emerged from the pool, along with the entire cast of the Jurassic Park trilogy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Econ Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 then Laure Croft arrives, she see the big fat purple dinosaur and vaporizes him and brushes the dust away from her boots. She then casually wipes the sweet sweat off of her brow and grabs a seat next to the bar and asks the bartender for a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 ...4th Jurassic Park movie to be made, which causes the JP cast to go crazy 'cuz they're gonna get even more bucks. Then E.T. came up from the pool and turned Lara into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 11, 2002 Author Share Posted April 11, 2002 a piece of road kill. Then a cop came in and said, "this is to unJedi story like." then he pressed a button on his watch and it reset time to have all of the heros of our story back, Jan was mugged and Kyle was high. Kyle told Jan that they should go to Yavin IV saying he made a bet with Luke that he would get drunk in less than 10 minutes Kyle's prize would be..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 ...a giant aussie beer can...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 12, 2002 Author Share Posted April 12, 2002 Kyle and Jan jumped into the Ravens Claw, flew to Yavin IV but first made a stop at Star Bucks 'fly' through:D Then went to Yavin IV, landed, and found the students T.P.ing the acadamy, and girls running around with only their robes on screming " Pity Da Foo!" Jan went off naked screaming Pity Da Foo, Kyle, was confused. He went to Luke, while walking up Luke said,"Let me guess, you want my giant aussie beer can." "Yes." said Kyle. " I'll give it to you tommarow(sp)." " Okay, were are Jan and I going to sleep?" " I'm glad you asked, you can bunk with the student of your choice.":smirk2: Kyle ran egerly(sp) to the dorm area. The first door had a poster with a Wookie grabing its area. Kyle stepped by that, went to the next door with a man inside. "Sorry." Kyle said as the man started to lick his lips :lips:, the next door had a non-other than Cartman. " Get the fudge out of here!!!! he screamed, the next door was a good choice, (next post say a famous sexy woman was in the room) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 kyle kicked the door in and who could it be but... edit:this way is better wha who said that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 ...Yoda, sleeping alongside 3 sexy female Jedis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 "Yoda" kyle said.. "what are you doing with them lady's? Yoda raised his head and with a big smil on he's face he answered: "Strong the force is with me today.. take opportunity of it i must.. not as young as i use to be am i you know" kyle stood there for a moment.. just watching yoda doing his thing, when suddenly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 ...a great stream of beer rushed through the doorway and filled the room quickly, almost drowning Kyle, Yoda, and the girls. From a distance, Kyle heard Luke shouting, 'Kyle! Get over here! The Remnants have unleashed their follow-up to the 2nd Death Star - the BeerShooter Star!'. Kyle looked up and saw a huge sculpture of Galak Fyaar vomiting millions of gallons of beer towards the surface of Yavin IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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