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...force-gripped Yoda's 3 ladies, put 'em in his hovercraft, and drove away. With Yoda thrown away and Luke drunk because of all the beer flowing around them, Kyle decided that he would contact whoever controlling the beer-vomiting machine and tell him that...

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However nobody ever got the opportunity to know what it was that he was shouting. Suddenly, a colossal ship followed by a fleet of fighter ships unlike any other ever seen filled the horizon, and the sky darkened, and all was silent. From one side of the cubic shaped vessel the teeth of a towering gate slowly parted sideways, revealing a huge lazer gun crackling with energy. There was a moment's pause, a blinding flash of light, and a deafening explosion. Then the ship/planet (I don't know I haven't been reading the last page) was incinerated by the lazer gun of DEATH!

 

 

 

This signalled the coming of a new galactic power, which would seek to destroy the Rebel Alliance and the Imperial Remnant both, and to establish tyrannical rule over all the galaxy. This nefarious mastermind of evil was none other than.................................BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS! Sitting glued onto a little plague on the wall of the centermost chamber of the CUBE DEATH STAR, BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS happily singed "Don't Worry, Be Happy" as his fleet of fighter ships swarmed planet after planet, space station after space station, carving a path of fiery death and destruction throughout the galaxy, while Rebel Alliance forces and Imperial Remnant alike struggled against his iron might! It seemed like all was hopeless, and that's because it really is, dammit! With Kyle dead, and everybody else from all of the Star Wars movies dead too because I said so, there would have to be a new hero to fill in and foil the evil BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS's plans. However there were no applicants for this job and everybody died the end. THE END DAMMIT! THE END! THE END! TWO SYLLABLES! THE END!

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BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS glued onto a plague on the wall with a HUGE LAZER GUN OF DEATH. Cackling maniacally, BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS says, "AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA IT WASN'T A DREAM THIS IS THE END!" As he zaps Kyle with the gun. In half a second he is reduced to a pile of ashes on the floor. BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS then starts singing, "Take me to the River," and then proceeds to conquer the galaxy. THE END! THE END!

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*Then Vegeta and BA Baracus jumped in*

 

BA: SHUT UP YA CRAZY FOO!"

 

*BA grabbed BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS by the head.*

 

B.M.B.B: "Crap."

 

*BA threw Big Mouth Billy Bass hell of a far away.*

 

B.M.B.B: "Damn that Mr. T character is helluva tough!"

 

Vegeta: "ITS NOT OVER YET SUCKA!"

 

*Billy Bass was still flying upwards.*

 

Billy Bass: "SHIIT!"

 

*Vegeta powers up, turns into a Super Saiyin and reachs his full power, his muscles bulked and he screamed out loud.*

 

SUPER SAIYIN VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. FFFIIIIIINNNNNLLLLLEEEEEE FFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!"

 

*Vegeta the final flash attack at Billy Bass you was starting to reach space.*

 

Billy Bass: "NO NO NO! IT CAN'T...."

 

*The giantgantic attack sped into Billy Bass and totally annilihated Bass's entire being. It totally destroyed him!*

 

BA: "We saved the galaxy foo! Hold on. Theres this lazer jibba jabba thing here!"

 

Super Saiyin Vegeta: "Hold on Baracus!"

 

*Vegeta powered up again and blasted the lazer into nothing!*

 

BA: "Yeah, we saved the galaxy!"

 

Vegeta: "Pitty about that Katarn dude!"

 

BA: "I pity da foo who think we can't bring Katarn back, DragonBall Foos!"

 

Vegeta: "Right.*

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SUPER SAIYIN VEGETA: "KKKAAAKKKAAAARRROOOTTT!"

 

*Goku came in with his Instant Transmission techque.*

 

Goku: "Hey Vegeta. what is it?"

 

BA: "WE need the Dragonballs foos, so we can bring back that Katarn sucka!"

 

Vegeta: "What he said."

 

Goku: "Be right back."

 

*Goku vanished with the Instant Transmission and then came back a second later hold all seven of the Earth Dragonballs.*

 

Goku: "Okay, lets begin."

 

*Goku placed the Dragonballs infront of him.*

 

Goku: "I CALL UPON THE ETERNAL DRAGON TO GRANT US A WISH!"

 

*The balls glows and the earth dragon shot up.*

 

Dragon: "Who three have summoned me, what is your wish?"

 

Goku: "Bring back the Jedi knight known as Kyle Katarn back to life!"

 

*The dragons eyes glows and then they become dim.*

 

Dragon: "It has been done.*

 

*Kyle came back and the dragon disappeared and the dragonballs turned to stone.*

 

BA: "We saved the galaxy sucka!"

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As Kyle approached his saviors, he said, "Hey thanks guys for savin----" AND THEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED INTO A FINE MIST SPECKLED WITH PINK CHUNKS HERE AND THERE! Everybody screamed, then looked behind them........standing there, with a fully loaded cannon, was BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS! Laughing evilly (You know like MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA that kinda thing) he said, "You were really fooled weren't you? Ahahahaha muahahahaahahaha you played right into my little trap, you FOOLS! YOU'RE FOOLS BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOLED! OH HO HO HO WAIT THAT'S NOT EVIL MUAHAAHAAHAHA THAT'S BETTER! Anyways, seeing as you foolish (BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOLED) mortals only have a limited time to live, I see no harm in revealing my evil plans to you shortly before you are all dead. Please, enjoy your precious last moments alive, fools. Muahaha...ehem excuse me. You thought you had killed the real BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS, when in fact what you had killed was actually a CLONE! For that is part of my plan, fools, for soon, my army of BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS clones will take over the GALAXY! AND IT WILL BE ALL MINE! ALL MINE DAMMIT! I PROBABLY WON'T USE HALF OF IT, BUT BY GOLLY IT'S ALL MINE!"

 

 

 

BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS then takes out a small remote control and a monitor, clicks a few times on several keys and turns a small knob. Projecting forth from the monitor is a green tinted hologram. As everybody watches, a scene unfolds. In a quiet forest somewhere far away is a rebel base. A lookout high in a tower spots a distant object heading towards the base. Several seconds later a huge CUBE STAR unleashes swarms of fighters which overpower the base, and the rebel lookout is hit by a laser and falls off the tower to his death. The hologram shows no picture for a while, then another scene unfolds. This time it is in the corridors of the rebel base complex. As an army of BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS clones swarm the corridors, helpless rebel defenders fall left and right. The hologram dims down for a moment, and then the last scene unfolds. It is an aerial view of the rebel base, and it is slowly burning. A spark flies from a tower, then the tower falls upon the center of the complex, and catches fire as well. The hologram turns off.

 

 

 

"MUAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA! THIS IS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK, GENTLEMEN! THE REBEL ALLIANCE HAS BEEN DEFEATED! 99% OF REMNANT FORCES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED! I WOULD RECKON BY NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL DESTROYED STARTING IN ABOUT......WELL RIGHT NOW I'D SAY, PERHAPS .5 SECONDS LATER WELL IT'S OVER NOW THAT'S .5 SECONDS RIGHT THERE MUAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA! NOW, FOR YOU GENTLEMEN! YOUR TIME IS UP!" He then blasts everybody with his cannon and they all die and they're dead and so is the stupid dragon that resurrects people because I said so and everybody who would do anything to stop it is dead because if they weren't then some peep would find a way to revive this thread so they're all dead and BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS rules the galaxy and it's the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end this stupid fan fiction is OVER! TWO SYLLABLES! NO WAIT ISN'T THAT ONE? ER! O_VER! OV_ER! OVER?!@ JUST FORGET ABOUT IT IT'S THE END!

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*Goku had taken the others back to the Earth with the instant transmission a moment after Bass fired the cannon.*

 

Kyle: "Hey thanks Goku, for saving us."

 

Goku: "Don't mention it."

 

Vegeta: "But we need to stop this ****er!"

 

*At that moment, the Yunnzhan Vong forces came onto the battle field in the Star Wars galaxy. They started to attack all the Bass forces. The battle lasted nine minutes, it was a hard and intense battle. But the Vong force were victorious!*

 

Goku: "What is that?"

 

*Then King Kai came onto the Earth.*

 

King Kai: "Those are the Yunnzhan Vong! They are merceiless and deadly!"

 

Mr T: "What you talken about blue sucka?"

 

Vegeta: "My god, all those clones, they've been all destroyed, only the original Bass remains!"

 

Goku: "Yes, nows our chance!"

 

*Goku powered up for twenty minutes, his muscles were eight times their normal size, he turned into his unltimate Super Saiyin form. His power continued to grow until it could be felt all over the universe.*

 

GOKU: SSSSUUUUUUPPPPPEEEERRRRRRR KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAIIIIIOOOOO, KKKKKKEEEEEENNNNN!"

 

*His golden super saiyin aura turned crimson red. His power became ten times more powerful than before. Goku's power was starting to make the entire north quantrant of the universe rumble wildy!*

 

Super Saiyin: "No, it'll kill us all!"

 

BA: "Crazy Super Saiyin fool!"

 

*The power made the other fly backwards.*

 

Kyle: "Woah!"

 

Ultimate Goku: "KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..."

 

*Goku focued on his power, all the others could see was a blinding red light."

 

Kyle: "What is he doing?"

 

*Goku used the instant transmission and vanished. The energy vansihed from the earth.*

 

 

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*The Yunnzhan Vong warriors were attacking the final Bass with their snake staff things, they had destroyed Bass's cannons. He scattered across the floor. Then Goku appeared, all Bass saw was a red blast. Bass looked at Goku and threw a thermal detonator at him.*

 

Bass: "DDDDDIIIIIEEEEE SAIYIN!"

 

*Goku forced his arms out towards Bass.*

 

ULTIMATE GOKU: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

*The galaxy size blue beam blasted the thermal detonator, destroyed its mass, next it destroyed the last Bass and his very being being, next it destroyed the moon the Vong were on, he used the Instant Transmission to return to the Earth.*

 

And that was the end of the BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS, along with his clone arm and once again the day had been saved by Goku with the help of the Yunnzhan Vong...*

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***Back on the Earth.***

 

 

*BA Baracus was driving through the countryside in his 1982 customized van with the rest of the A-team. Hannible was in the passenger seat and Murdock and Face were in the back seat. Face picked up an old book.*

 

Face: "Hey BA, whats this?"

 

BA: "Its a book foo!"

 

Murdock: "Lets see that!"

 

*Face hands Murdock the book. Murdock flicks to the back and comes to the epilogue.*

 

 

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*After Goku destroyed the last Bass, he ate a senzu beam and regained all his strenght. He drove the Vong invasion force with his incredable power. The New Republic and the Remants have reached a peace. When the Vong returned, the New Republic called Baracus and he threw the entire Vong army back into their own galaxy before the great war broke out. By doing this Ba saved millions of lives along with Chewbaccas, Anakin Solo and saved Jaina Solo from the Dark Side. After BA returned there was an age of eternal peace in the New Republic.*

 

 

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Face: "Wow BA, your a hero."

 

Hannible: "No kidding."

 

BA: "Crazy Murdock fool reading from da back!"

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