Ben_Walker Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Yeah, thats a good idea mima. Tie, let it go, we can start a new story now. every end has a beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 so are we going from the ewok story, or are we starting again again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teir Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 ewok´s looks around confused; what now, we got no scribt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 wickets frend said "yubyub" wich means " what the hell's a scribt?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 His friend then proceeded to hit Wicket's head with the box of Microsoft Word 9754 Ewoks Edition, knocking him out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 Okay, let me start, mmmmm. I'm gonna start this in a bar again. Here it goes... Kyle was on his 56th shot glass:D , he felt woosy and could taste his vomit coming up, he looked at his opponet(sp), a.....*Note: it better not be a singing Billy Bass!* Note: Chewy Tobbaca is band!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 a totaly smashed ewok, who said to kyle "yuuuubbb yyyyubbbbb*" *"wha da 'ell are you looken at? ya big drunk naked monkey......" OT edit:http://www.jediknight.net/3do/download/24.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 As the creator of the first 'Lets Make a Jedi Knight Story' post and being the master of this small tradition, I second and finalize Tie 23's decision to band Chewy Tobbaca from Lets Make a JK Story. Thats what Tobbaca gets for trying to kill B.A. Baracus! "...Lizard thing" *Then Kyle vomited all over the wasted Ewok.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Lando came in and saw the wasted, vomit-soaked Ewok. He said 'Ewww. Kyle that's disgusting !' Lando then peed (sp?) on the Ewok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 17, 2002 Author Share Posted April 17, 2002 Then the Ewok started to smoke from the acids of Kyle's barf, and Lando's pee:D and sceamed "YUB YUB!!!!!!" and exploded with blood and guts every where, then the bar owner kicked out Kyle and Lando, they walked away then Lando said.... :D *150 posts, BattleDroid!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 ...'Kyle, let us form a Fellowship of the Yub-Yub and journey into deep space to find the true meaning of this Ewok nonsense!'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarWind Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 So Lando, Luke, Kyle, the Jedi Trainer, the 3 other Jedis, Mon Mothma, a Stormtrooper who keeps saying "Hey! You there!", and a GONK droid hop onto a freighter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 ...then the gang straps in to there seats, with kyle driveing. kyle preceeds to trun the key to the ship.*werrrrrrrwerrrrrrrr..bzttt..brrrrrr* "hmm" said kyle "battery seems to be run down. OK WHO LEFT THE LIGHTS ON!?!?" luke said "why not try the gonk POWER droid? thats what it's for right?" kyle then force lifted the gonk over to the engine and pluged the droid in. kyle walked back to the pilots seat and tryed the key again. *ararararargrrgrrrbangbanggrindgrind* "hmm" said one of the other jedi, "seems the gonk is run down also." luke said "who drained the gonk recharging there walkman batterys?" "I recharged my batterys with my force lightning" said kyle "QUIET!!!" yelled mon mothma "some one go and get a jump" "a force jump?" asked one of the jedi "no, quiet you." said luke. kyle said "fine alright, i'l go see what i can find." then kyle got up went outside the ship, and saw *******(next guy fill in the blank) he walked over and said "hey ********! do you have any jumper cables? ar'e(sp? a're? aure?) gonk droid seems to be run down."... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 *Fill-in-the-blank thing: the spirit of that wasted, vomit-soaked, stoned Ewok* As always, the ghost ewok replied 'Yubby Yubba Yub Yub'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 meaning:"huh? pow-er? jum-per cab-les? cant you see i am a vomit soked smashed loaded stoned blasted drunk hiper sad depressed dislexic(why is that word so hard to spell? answer me that ) cleptomanic broke indiffrent well ajusted peed-on dead ghost jedi ewok. i do not know about technolgy.... and dont get me started on my problems.....()" said the ewok. "by the way LANDO!!! you owe me a new lightsaber!!! you shorted out my old one when you peed on it!!!!!" said the ewok *battle cry YUBYUB*.....CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarWind Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 So the rather-unsightly Ewok charges the hull of the ship, which it mistakenly thought was Lando, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 ripped through the armored hull and grabbed a jedi screaming his final words. "We must protect the acadamy, blehhhh!!!" Jedi. The crazy ewok, like all ewoks were color blind and walked away happy and satisefied(sp). But what the people in the ship didn't know, the Jedi was posably(sp) still alive. Then inside the Jedi turned on the lightsaber and sliced it in half from the inside. But the Jedi didn't emerge, but the lightsaber was turned on accedenty(sp) by the dead Jedi's cold fingers. After the people finished barfing, they stoll another ship and flew to the planet.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 ...Yaboyabyba, which is the legendary planet that contained The One Yubbo. The One Yubbo was an artifact that, upon touching, can grant the owner great understanding in Ewok YubYubbing, the greatest mystery of the Galaxy, so mysterious that nobody knew what was it all about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 After asking where to find the cave with 'The One Yubbo' they traveled the desert plains. While in the hover bus, Kyle asked Lando why he wanted to go get 'The One Yubbo' "Because I want to find out what son of a Bantha:D called me when I peed on him!" When they got there they walked into the cave that looked exactly like "The Holy Grail" movie in Indiana Jones. They all saw the movie a thousand times. So the Jedi: Kyle, Luke, Jedi1, Jedi2, and the jeditrainer, used force speed to get by the spinning blades. "Easy." said Jedi2. Then they got to the second room and a sign said " The one who knows the name of the God of the Jedi:D may pass." The stupid jeditrainer instantly ran up to the letters on the ground and started spelling L-U-K- then the jeditrainer Got to E and fell to his death. Then the others thought for a second abd Kyle said " George Lucas, Duh!":D :D Then they proceded to the next room.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 ...looking around they saw it contained a small platform overlooking a HUGE chasm.(sp?) jedi 1 went "easy" and used force jump to jump the cliff. however haveing only level 2 force jump he plumeted to his death. kyle, luke and lando said "bummer" then kyle and luke used force sight and walked over the hidden bridge, with lando following behind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 ...That was when a Sith Ewok suddenly appeared. The little Dark Jedi used Force Grow on Lando's moustache, resulting in Lando tripping on his own facial hair. Lando hit the ground hard. The bridge shook wildly. Just when Luke and Kyle were about to pick Lando up and Force Jump to the other side, a pack of Ysalamiris fell to the ground, rendering the Jedis Force-less. The bridge collapsed... *Post something that says 'Everyone died. The End' and thou shalt be damned for all eternity * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 because a AT-AT stepped on it...which came from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 the corellian bed and breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 ...which was in fact a front of the new Ewok Empire, lead by that Wicket the stoned, peed-on, vomit-soaked Ewok. With thousands of Ewok troops wielding Special Edition DVDs of Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut , they would surely triumph over the horny Jedis and New Republic troops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 19, 2002 Author Share Posted April 19, 2002 "All we need is a miracle!!!" Then all of a sudden a miracle happened, they were in the The One Yubbo room. Then there was an old Jedi with light saber that was tye-dye color:D He said to Lando and Kyle only that you must choose the right cup, if you choose the wrong one, and you will have bad diarreah(sp) for the rest of eternity:D Then Lando looked at Kyle, Kyle looked at Lando. Then they ran to Luke and the Jedi and grabed their hand and started..... *THe Ewoks are still alive* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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