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JediSith999

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Listen to this yall this is my JK rap

There is one more day left till JK comes out

Once it comes out Ill be out and about

Ill be lookin for a store that be sellin it

After I find the store that has it, ill buy it along with a tweak pc kit

Ill go home and start installin

While its goin, Il go ballin

After its done, ill turn on the game

The Ill call my friend at Notre dame

Ill tell him much ass this games kicks

Than Ill go talk to these fine ass chicks

Ill then start up the single player with my buds

While theyll be watchin, the first thing ill notice is that regular hud

Ill feel really comfortable while playin

I will be playin it day by dayin

Then ill say to Raven that this game kicks ass

Then ill probably go smoke some grass

 

This is dedicated to raven and lucas arts for bringin out th ebest game ever! YOU ROCK

 

P.S. I know I suck at rappin, so dont flame me, just tryin to show how much I appreciate this game :-P

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I´ll head for the post office two days after yesterday

Crusing in there like a podracing Anakin 'Yey 'Yey

I´ll say Gimme my GAME

Then Ill head back home and fight for FAME

Ill start the game up singleplayer cause I wanna earn mah stick

Thats just the kind of thing that makes a guy tick

Yo dude this game is gonna rock

And right now I´m gonna jam a SOCK!

hrmmgmsasdmgmm

dasdsahhgdamgmm

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Unrealism went WTF

The rest of us just ducked!

Unrealism fell down dead

And I picked up his head

Tossing it to Jedisith screaming Go for a slam!

Jedi gets the head and turns with a wam!

A wall had appeared just infront of him

A sith it was there, fighting with Gonn-jinn

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So this guy responded to my post

And me bein a good host

I had to check out what this guy had to say

He was dissin our raps and I said you gonna pay

This guys name was PimpusOlympus I think hes dumb

But we all know what he does with his dad is cum cum cum (ewww)

So I just responded to his stupid reply

Im with stupid, I think hes high

So me doin my dope shizzay

I was goin punch him in the nizzay

But then I decided I wouldnt because hes just

One big stupid lamer (pimpousolympus)

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hah g1 jedisith =)

No, I havent seen da rap film.

 

So these guys go to the forums trying to get warez

They keep dissing the developers saying who carez

Now, we light side folks tell em to shut their trap

Cause were all tired of hearing all their crap

Then they go hey, atleast im playing the game

Well, we know theyre just plain lame

Us good guys pay our guys at Raven

IRC seems to be the only free haven

Kurgan is there and he likes no posessing

Illegal goods are no good for messing

Fool on IRC and u get banned for good

No chance to chat with us boys in dah hood

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g1 7ighlader

Checkin my hoez on the dark side of yeah its time!

Yall shut up and be patient dont whine

The game will come soon enough

So shut up, dont huff and puff

You mess with the warez youll get in busted

Yeah youll then be in jail get musted (EWWWWWWWW)

Yioull be takin it every day

If thats how you play

Thll be tons of lightsabers there for you to use

And dont even say ive been falsely accused

You can play with those lightsaber and pretend your a jedi

Just hope you dont get red eye

Those lightsaber you play with in Jail, can shoot out a laser

Hell man, I aint talkin like a tazer

I mean yeah, its jiz

But you chose to tr to be a frickin warez computer wiz

Now yall dont mess with warez

Or you get the cops on you (oops)

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getting sloppy :D

 

Da boys on Raven really did a fine job

Yeah they actually pleased the mob

There was such a jk mob waiting for numero dos

but I know that those who waited will be at no loss

One thing I can promise with my accumulated lore

The game will be all we desired and more

That be no easy thing to do in a few years

But they actually did bring us all to tears

Wait for number three is what next we do

Hopefully Raven will masterpiece that too

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This is to raven and all who worked on Outcast

Ive seen some of your work in the past

Honestly I didnt like your other game at all

But With this game im gonna have a ball

With the kickin graphics and cool stuff

To beat it, it will be really tough

Ive been awaiitng this game a year

But now i know I have nothing to fear

Because this game was made by Raven

I have this cravin

I hope that all the rest of the Jedi Knight games

Will be made by Raven, whos now blessed with Fame

Thanks for the game, Now you have fame

Now go start on your next project

Which we all await

 

A bit better?

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I buzzed my local store way down in da hood

asked dyou got outcast thatd be real good

clerk said I tell no lie, even i couldn't borrow

but you can get it real easy if ya come back tomorrow

I said I gotta split so I wont dispute ya

but if you're lying to me ill come back an shoot ya

 

ahem

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so when I get the game The first thing Ill do

Is get my light saber and slice the **** out of you

Or maybe Ill just go and try the single player first

Man its getting hard to think up a new verse

Stop wait a minute, I thought of something quick

Im gonna get a disruptor rifle and blow off yer *Cough*

And then Im gonna get a pistol and shoot you in the head

Just to make sure that ure good and dead.

hmmm Im quite violent, but im not in real life,

Its just not having jk is causing me strife

So ill probably end up doing this stuff in the game

But who cares cos you lot will all be doin' the same.

 

 

 

My name on i.r.c is fight by the way.

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A new rapper on tatooine seems to be the case

Strangely an old old rapper visits the place

He says here is your saber of light

I shall teach thee how to fight

He takes the youngster as his student

Little did he know the student would be impudent

A life or two later and the student returns

Into the old masters apprentice a hole he burns

Finally the student meets his doom

In the exploding deathstars gloom

He gets burned at a fire by one he held dear

One which name was Luke, and he was without fear

Luke lived happily for ever so long

And that is why I wrote this song

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I just started rappin right today

Although some of you think its gay

Well listen to me if its the last thing you do

It gives me and my crew something to do

So waitin for this game makes me al ancy

Makes me feel like Im goin pee in my pantsy

Im really sick and tired of waiting

So im goin go off dating

Now go smoke some grass

Fall on your ass

And have fun

Because theres one more day left you cookie crumb

So lets all PARTY!

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