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Yes he's a BIG BIG BIG BIG LOSER:

 

MI1: Not only because he doesn't find any treasure but he also wastes his money on a map (that wasn't even a map), he is too dorky to command respect on a ship (muttinous crew) and he is sooooooooooooooooooo dumb that he reveals to LeChuck that his root beer bottle was jammmed when he should have kept his ****ing mouth shut. MAN what an idiot!

 

MI2: He had lots of money but he was too dumb to guard it. I mean couldn't he had got a gun, or sword? And when he gets a knife WHY DOESN'T HE ACT LIKE A REAL PIRATE AND STAB THAT LARGO MOTHER ****ER? And he's such a big loser that he lets Largo steal the beard of LeChuck.

 

MI3: He was stuck in that treasure hold but he didn't even bother to get at least a few gold coins. Oh, noooooooooooo! He picks up some wooden nickels: "I'll leave it here and come back for it when I have a boat." YEAH RIGHT! And when he gets a lot of money he loses it.

 

MI4: Now in MI4 he's the losers of losers of losers! He doesn't manage to get a single gold coin. What's more he doesn't have any weapons like a real pirate: He gets a gun but he gives it away. He finds a sword but he brakes it. And instead of doing some real pirating he starts doing his wife's errands. Who ever heard of a mighty pirate going in search of the family lawyers anyway?

 

HE'S A LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!! WHEN WILL GUYBRUSH BECOME A REAL PIRATE???

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MEga Threepwood, your topics are nothing that hasn't been done before. If yo searched a little deeper into the forums, you could find a voice topic and a picture topic very easily. And this topic is basically the same as Grannen's, except with liberal use of swearing and capital letters.

 

You may be a newbie, but that doesn't give you a right to spam. Start posting new messages and new ideas.

 

Ahem, Helionite

 

up the irons!

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Originally posted by Helionite

MEga Threepwood, your topics are nothing that hasn't been done before. If yo searched a little deeper into the forums, you could find a voice topic and a picture topic very easily. And this topic is basically the same as Grannen's, except with liberal use of swearing and capital letters.

 

You may be a newbie, but that doesn't give you a right to spam. Start posting new messages and new ideas.

 

Ahem, Helionite

 

up the irons!

 

One new idea coming right up!:D

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i disagree with yall, he probably forgot, or he may have never known in the first place (i know, i know, the spelling...)

 

Originally posted by Mega Threepwood

Yes he's a BIG BIG BIG BIG LOSER:

 

MI1: Not only because he doesn't find any treasure but he also wastes his money on a map (that wasn't even a map), he is too dorky to command respect on a ship (muttinous crew) and he is sooooooooooooooooooo dumb that he reveals to LeChuck that his root beer bottle was jammmed when he should have kept his ****ing mouth shut. MAN what an idiot!

 

MI2: He had lots of money but he was too dumb to guard it. I mean couldn't he had got a gun, or sword? And when he gets a knife WHY DOESN'T HE ACT LIKE A REAL PIRATE AND STAB THAT LARGO MOTHER ****ER? And he's such a big loser that he lets Largo steal the beard of LeChuck.

 

MI3: He was stuck in that treasure hold but he didn't even bother to get at least a few gold coins. Oh, noooooooooooo! He picks up some wooden nickels: "I'll leave it here and come back for it when I have a boat." YEAH RIGHT! And when he gets a lot of money he loses it.

 

MI4: Now in MI4 he's the losers of losers of losers! He doesn't manage to get a single gold coin. What's more he doesn't have any weapons like a real pirate: He gets a gun but he gives it away. He finds a sword but he brakes it. And instead of doing some real pirating he starts doing his wife's errands. Who ever heard of a mighty pirate going in search of the family lawyers anyway?

 

HE'S A LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!! WHEN WILL GUYBRUSH BECOME A REAL PIRATE???

 

er... isnt that the point of the game?

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Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop

i disagree with yall, he probably forgot, or he may have never known in the first place (i know, i know, the spelling...)

 

 

 

er... isnt that the point of the game?

 

Now that you've mentioned it, I think it is the point.

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