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Is there actually a moral to be learned in Monkey Island?


Mega Threepwood

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hmm, don't get involved with the plans of an evil undead pirate be he ghost, zombie or demon.

don't buy maps to fabled treasures from the guy on the corner with the weird look in his eye.

don't trust circus people in luminouse pink and green suits.

never get blown out of a cannon without a helmet

never trust a guy with no pants.

if needed to, the average pair of trousers can hold absolutly anything and everything including ramrods for five foot cannons and living things such as termites and ducks

despite what you may think, the voodoo lady didn't help you at all in SOMI, she just told you what was gonna happen.

an entire ship can be manned by only four people despite the size of it.

a pirate with two hours training in the arts of the sword can beat the person no one has ever beaten before.

a demon pirate from heck will be feared by everyone no matter how strong and brave they are and yet the scrawniest little runt with save the world and kill him (four times).

becoming a pirate actually can happen overnight.

 

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