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ok two things: 1 yoda in bed is a RIOT!!!! I think i busted a rib laughing at it....:D :D :D

 

and 2 is: i will get you guys a pic of 'yoda no.2' for you. got webspace and a way to cap the pic, so we are in great shape. It will just take some time. a few hours maybe.

 

hehe yoda in bed..... 'show us your dark side baby' LOLOL

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up so far, it's certain that there's no canon explanaition wtf he is. maybe somewhere in the EU novels, but that's unlikely imo since... well since nobody... let's just say it unlikely

all that is know is that at the time ESB played yoda was ~900 years old, green and lived in a swamp (there he can go into stealth mode since he is as green as the ground beneath him...)

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Anyone see "Thumbwars"?

 

Loke Groundrunner: Who are you?

 

Yoda: I am a puppet.

 

Loke: *Stares*

 

Yoda: From beneath the floor the man does control me. Arm attached to hand, hand goes into puppet... hand manipulates... mouth!

 

 

:D

Hehehe

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Thumb Wars DVD is only ten bucks. A bargain for some good laughs.

 

Princess Bunhead: We will fight to the death!

 

Captain: No! You must live to reign over us all! Carrying on the great tradition of royalty, superiority by birth right! Quickly, go and take these droids. I will stay and be killed in your place.

 

Princess: Fine. *exits*

 

Captain: :eek:

 

 

 

Also:

 

Black Helmet Man: I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.

 

Officer: Excuse me, Black Helmet man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.

 

Black Helemet: Don't underestimate the power of the Thumb!

 

Officer: OOh don't try to scare us with you obiedoob magic talk, Dark Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sickens me! I laugh at you and "I'm a frightening wizard" threats of hostility. Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt and conjure up a potion that can get you your face back and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you trully ARE!

 

*begins to choke*

 

...or not.

*head pops off*

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Originally posted by Pvt_Dancer

 

I THINK its a joke.

 

Do all of Yodas race look like him or is he just REALLY old? And if so, why do we never see others of his kind? ANd what is his kind called!?

 

Mmmm.... When 900 years old you reach, look as long your ears will... :yoda:

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