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  1. 1. What side would you be on?

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DEFINATELY LIGHT SIDE IN THE STAR WARS OR REAL LIFE UNIVERSE!!!!! Although in Jedi Knight II Dark Side is hands down much better than light, I think light would be better in the real world.....errrr "real world" of star wars

 

1. You don't really have to worry about backstabbing (at least not within your own kind or rather TOO MUCH worrying I should say )

 

2. MIND TRICK, MIND TRICK, MIND TRICK, it would be really fun to just use some inbred Texan oil tycoon who only earned the title due to inheritance; or whatever...who says weak minded people can't be rich, usefull, or powerfull?

 

3. Heal: just heal yourself, as opposed to drain, at nobody elses expense.

 

4. Protect (probably very usefull just to have on just in case).

 

5. Attract less attention: Jedi wear simple robes with simple cloaks usually. Probably wouldn't attrack as much attention as a really corrupted looking face (SOMETIMES) with a pure black robe or clothing (often but not always).

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I love both sides, but ultimately Light Side is the way to go.

 

I sincerely find that the light side is much more about 'bonding' with the force and really takes alot more strength to master.

 

I mean... anyone bad can be a sith, pretty much :p

 

The path of a jedi is challenging but very rewardful and holds many benefits of friendship, knowledge and upkeeper of peace. No one likes a party-pooper.

 

Cheers ;)

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Yeah Yoda and ben kenobi just won 1st prize in the jedi beauty contest, i mean really a little green gremlin wants you to pick the lightside looking like that.Ben kenobi gave into vader saying he would be more powerful than he could imagine . Ohhhh i bet vader was trembling , vader never saw him again so it just proves that darkside rules.

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Yeah Yoda and ben kenobi just won 1st prize in the jedi beauty contest, i mean really a little green gremlin wants you to pick the lightside looking like that

 

He's 800 years old, and still looks better than palpatine. The green really suits him.

 

Ben kenobi gave into vader saying he would be more powerful than he could imagine . Ohhhh i bet vader was trembling , vader never saw him again so it just proves that darkside rules.

 

Wrong! They quite clearly meet again at the end of ROTJ in spirit form. You know that bit just after when vader rejects the darkside, and kills palpatine. The last DS vs LS that we ever see, in which the Darkside gets utterly whooped by the lightside. That one. If we could here what they were saying, Obi wan would be saying "Told you so..." to vader/anakin, proabably quite smug about it.

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Vaders probably shadow boxing him right now because it was luke who defeated him not ben. Ben was a wuss who couldnt get the better of vader himself he had to get someone else to do it for him. What a wuss , the only reason the emperor got involved was because he wanted to turn him to the darkside not to help vader. thats when vader showed his only moment of weakness.It was the lightning bolts that killed him not luke

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Originally posted by Micozade

Ben was a wuss who couldnt get the better of vader himself he had to get someone else to do it for him.

 

 

o_o

 

 

Who the hell do you think put Vader in that suit of his? Obi-Wan ass-whips Vader in Ep. III. :p

 

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the only reason the emperor got involved was because he wanted to turn him to the darkside

 

Which didn't work, did it?

 

Vaders probably shadow boxing him right now because it was luke who defeated him not ben. Ben was a wuss who couldnt get the better of vader himself he had to get someone else to do it for him

 

Ben let himself get killed so Luke could escape.. thus getting the death star plans to the Alliance.. etc. Ben had a plan, and it worked.. We'll watch episode III and see Ben whoop Anakin in a fight. Ben was an old man in ANH.. so you're saying that if an 80 year old can't beat a 40 year old in a fight, he's a wuss? That real brave of you man, real noble, I'm impressed.

 

How about we use maths?

 

Vader & Palpatine vs. Luke. 2 Darkside, 1 Lightside. At the end, there is one lightside left and no dark. Clear win in my book.

 

All this whilst the mighty empire is being overthrown by cute bears.

 

What an achievement for the Darkside!

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*off topic but it needs to be said*

 

Actually, Obi-Wans only in his 50s in ANH.

 

TPM = 25

AotC = 35

Episode III = ??? Just a handful of years right?

ANH "20 years later" = 50s

 

I just had to do it. :D

 

*off topic but it needs to be said*

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heres only about 15 years between them because in phm ben is a padawan clearly in his very early twenties and anakin about the ages of 8-10 . Not the forty year gap that your emplying.Clearly ep2 obi wan in his tirties just and anakin now a padawan his age between 18 -22 . So i think it would be a fair fight between them. Vader was about 50 when he fought luke and luke only about 20 now thats an unfair fight you lightside losers.

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Originally posted by Micozade

and anakin now a padawan his age between 18 -22 .

 

AFAIK, in ep2 anakin is exactly 19 years old. :)

 

now to the topic: i also would join the lightside. not only that i like it to be liked, being on the lightside also requires you to controll your emotions, which is also a good thing.

in addtion, being on the lightside allows me to heal me, mind trick other (haha, i can fool them all!) and absorb the dark energies of the bad guys.

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all you oohhh-so-bad-guys have got are pretty bad tricks that can all be countered using one power, whereas you can't counter our tricks with your little scary magic tricks (mind trick, do i have to say more?)

also, all bad guys get their ass kicked by luke "soft cheese" skywalker (ok, vader kicks sidious, but hey it's because of luke).

so don't come crying for your darkside friends to us lightsiders what you've got (which if nothing effective btw)

 

ps: at least the good siders don't have to be only two at the time, because they are too stupid to not kill each other because of sh!t

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Yeah you tell em my darkside buddy see them lightsiders run now . Cowering from the dark side of the force, c,mon lets have you you lightsider wimps with your force heals and puny mind tricks , No match in a straight lightsabre duel.

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