just a curious question

[mima kake]

I wonder.

Why doesn't any body in star wars uses a toilet or bathroom?

 

any one ???

[Clem]

nobody does in the films .... nobody does in ne film

 

except schindlers list

 

oh well

 

they do in the books ... 1 of the x-wing 1's (bacta war i believe) had a stormie (were not worthy) coming out of the "fresher"

 

i sure fresher is toilet ..... altho sometimes they speak of it like a shower ...... so i not sure .... and i tired .... and my eyes gone all fuzzy

 

[mima kake]

they use bathrooms in many films: Trainspotting, Brain Dead,

Lethal Weapon, A.I, Psycho, The Shining, Once Upon A Time in America, Le grande bouffe...etc.

 

So why not in Star Wars?

[Micozade]

Maybe the mouse droids ran off with the loo roll and never returned it

[Clem]

ok lets think of a script for this

 

help me obi wan kenobi ... wait a sec ... i need a pee .... stay there R2

 

or

 

hey you the ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <as puddle forms around feet

[mima kake]

The only one who uses a kind of bathroom is C3PO

"thank the maker this oilbath feels so good"

 

 

[Clem]

the question on all of our tongues is ............ (well mine)

 

........ does C3P0 get out of the bath to pee?

 

another 1 could be

 

y doesnt this clem fella just shut the **** up?

[Micozade]

It must have been tough for vader having no toilet equipment no wonder his breathing was erratic it was the strain of keeping it in

[mima kake]

Imagine CHEWBACCA's smell, he is 200 years old .

A midlle aged dog smells more fresh i asume.

[Divine Spirit]

hmmmm perhaps that chamber that vader was in, i think in Empire Strikes Back...you know the healing chamber? perhaps that was a toilet as well as a healing place? it would explain why the imperial officer was a bit embarrased to walk in on vader while he was on the loo!

 

 

Divine Spirit

[Clem]

mima dont piss on my fire (pun intended)

 

i had to threads at the top then u ruined it

 

im a broken man

 

also a broken stormie

 

sob

 

also sob

[Micozade]

Do you think vader had newspaper to read while in his chamber.The galactic times maybe , page three pin up was ninedenine. The chamber theory could be correct because you do see a lot of stam coming from it .

[Clem]

thats a lot of steam ....

 

now thats a LOT of urine

[Lord_FinnSon]

hmmmm perhaps that chamber that vader was in, i think in Empire Strikes Back...you know the healing chamber?

Actually, it was his meditation chamber(I know, nitpicking ), but anyway.

 

These stories(as most action/adventure movies) are never written like they would have time to show peoples ordinary life; only drama movies/comedies are usually "bold" enough to show those kind of things. I guess they would look terribly out of place, perhaps even grotesque in a movie like Star Wars which tries to be somewhat lighthearted and meant for viewers of all ages. However, if Lucas would have never wanted to make these movies a sort of modern day myth they are, but tried to visualize his universe as realistic as he could, we would probably see a scene of Anakin and Padme getting it on even though they would hide their private parts under the covers.

 

Still, I bet Han has to use flea shampoo, when Chewie starts to stink. Imagine him shouting at Chewie, who desperately tries to jump out of bathtub and doesn't want to be washed.

[mima kake]

I would like to shower with Natalie Portman...

and then i say to her: 'good-luck, your gonna need it!'

[XERXES]

ever wonder what those packs on the stormtroopers backs are...its so they can do their business and it goes to the pack...as for everybody else...i dunno.