RPG: The IMP Captain's Lounge

[Deac]

I prefer Dismembered Ewok!

[Jem]

Dismembered Emok it is.

 

I think we should use plural: Dismembered Ewoks...

[Deac]

Hey! Check this out!

 

*Syrnl begins to play his guitar*

 

Send your stormtrooper a card,

He's been with the Ewoks on Endor,

The Ewok's think they're hard!

I'm gonna be their death vendor!

 

*Syrnl plays GODLike once again. Using the darkside creates great metal music*

 

Lying at my feet

Is a pile of furry meat

Hacked up by my saber!

In the style of Vader!

DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

 

They smashed up the walkers!

Knocked 'em down!

Made them look like a clown!

Here comes some rage from my daughter!

 

*Relethat begins to shout from her keyboard*

 

My daddy's right!

Those ewoks'll pay!

I'll knack 'em in a fight!

And dismember them TODAY!

 

Lying at my feet

Is a pile of furry meat

Hacked up by my saber!

In the style of Vader!

DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

 

*Syrnl takes back over*

 

Now those little kids,

They think they're cute!

I think they're pointless

And evil as Viceroy Nute!

 

Lying at my feet

Is a pile of furry meat

Hacked up by my saber!

In the style of Vader!

DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

Yeah!