The instuction booklet that comes with each lightsaber.

[Elegy]

33. Never look down the shaft of the blade

 

34. To avoid accidental ignition do not store in pockets

[Ben_Walker]

35. Do not use it for juggleing, may eng up with no arms.

[Aoshi]

36) Doctors do NOT use this instrument for circumcision

[TiE23]

37. Keep out of reach of children.

[EDOX]

38.) Not to be used to trim toenails.

[Tyto]

39) Can help weight control only as part of a calorie controlled diet.

 

40) Past performance is no guarantee of future returns. Your sabre is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.

[TiE23]

41: Do not use as a pipe cleaner

[Ice (Sic)kle]

42. Do not use as an oar.

[Chaotic~Angel]

42. Batteries sold seperately

43. Easy 39,000,000 steps for best performance

44. Can cause weight reduction

45. Come on, spin your lightsaber...you know you wanna

[Dough with Fish]

46.) Do not shine in eye.

 

47.) This is not, repeat NOT a foam pool toy.

 

48.) Limit four fake limbs per customer.