Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 PHYSIOTHERAPY Students of physiotherapy think they r gonna get rich by taking care of crapped knees of old high-profile soccer players that think they r still at their early 20s. But most of them just turn out to b big motherfs that hope u get old soon so he can win money from you bone deseases. The only group of persons that gets rid of the physiotherapists are the chemists, who die of cancer b4 they reach 40 yo. GEOGRAPHY Best course for the undecided, unemployed, or the ones that hope to marry a rich partner and have him killed in the next month or so. People that teach geography or history dont like to work, since wonce you have learned geography or history, nothing significant will change. Most of them die alone and poor, unless they married a rich partner and had him killed the next month or so. PHILOSOPHY Crazy unempoloyed ppl, always looking for the fur in the egg, the milk in the rock, and Aristotle in Van Damme movies PUBLIC RELATIONS WTF is this supposed to b? ADMINISTRATION Pseudo-yuppies that think they are the only hope to the world only because they use ellegant clothes, 007 bag, and a montblanc pen. To be short, admistrators are the ones taht are gonna destroy your business and charge you after they r done with it. A monkey could do the same thing as an administrator, but they would accept a banana in form of payment. TURISM People that study tourism think that they will travel 24/7/365, and will know the whole world like no1 else. 98% of those students watched Titanic, and were surprised when the ship sank. QUIROPRAXY This course doesnt really exist, its just a quick way to takemoney from stupid ppl. BIOLOGY Some do drugs, and some are gay, but most of them are gays that do drugs. It is also unexplained by science how biology has he power to attract beatifull women, since 30% is about insects, 30% about dissecating dead things, and 40% about dissecating insects. MEDICINE Arrogants until the day they forget their box of tools inside a patiente, these creatures are always hoping for the day they can implant dozens of litter os silicone into models. DRUG CHEMISTRY Drug chemists arent smart enough to go through chemistry nor medicine, so they channel all their anger into making medicines way to expensive for any1 to buy, and to do so, they make cruel experiments on rats, rabbits, sheeps, cows, their wives, and so on. ENGINEERING Mastes of sapience, engineers are the ones that built the worlds most perfect building like the tower of Pisa. Engineers love their computers, and they will kill for them. Never say stuff like "autocad sucks" when close to them. Engineers are a species in extinction, since there are no female engineers for reproduction. ARCHITECTURE An architect is not manly enough to b an engineer, but its also not gay enough to b a home decorator. Soon after they leave college, they have to choose between one of those, since nowadays a computer can do all an architect can do for much cheaper. HOME DECORATOR No comments CHEMISTRY A chemist likes to do experiments in himself, specially when its reallated to alcohool, tobacco, and other drugs that they, and only they, seem to know its not healthy. Chemists can be divided into 2 groups: the organic and the inorganic. The organic are made of mostly homossexuals that are always trying to wide up the ring in an stable way. Inorganics have serious eye problems, since they are always stating stuff like "Cant you see how beatiful chemistry is?" Chemistry is the only job that will never be extinct, cause even if everyting goes wrong, chemists still have the 2 most enriching business in the world: terrorrism and drugs for the biologists. MATHEMATICS If you have though about doing mathematics, chances are that you ve also though about piercing your eye, crashing a car just to see how it is, and jumping of the window to check if it hurts. Mathematicians are the masochists that feel the need to solve sistems of multiple non-linear equations and other bizarre pains in the arse that have no use in real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 can i get an AMEN ??? hells yeah, biznotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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