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Its almost the end of the school year for me - im in year 11 and im going to be starting study leave in about 2 weeks time to do my GCSEs. one of my friends who just so happens to be a girl has told me that i can write something on here legs on the last day before we leave! :D the only problem is that i cant think of something funny to write! i asked her if i could write

 

"Opening times: 9am - 5pm"

 

but she told me i couldnt :( so now i dont know what to write? can any of you make a suggestion? and btw, it must not be star wars related because ill be the only one who gets the joke, and if i explain it ill be ridiculed for liking one of the best films of all time! :mad:

 

thanks!

 

 

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Originally posted by Darth Iroel

if you write this there is no way that you don`t get some :D

 

i notice you have seen through my plan! :D :D

 

Originally posted by Giant Ewok

hmm maybe slippery when wet.

 

haha good suggestion....ill tell her about that one too!

 

 

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Someshow, I very much doubt she'll let you write anything sexually charged. If she said no to the "opening times" one, it's a subtle hint with a jackhammer that you should keep the perverted jokes well away ;P

 

Kanji is a good idea, though. If you need to look anythign specific up, your best bets would be either:

 

http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict

 

for a japanese-english dictionary, that displays kanji, katkana and hiragana

 

Or Gahoh to look up more detailed kanji. You will need to know either the stroke # in the symbol you're after, or one of the indexing methods, though.

 

http://www.brise.org/gahoh/home.html

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Originally posted by Pedantic

Ummm...what's the point of writing on a girl's leg?

To write on a girls leg you've got to touch her....and while you touch it you can try to go to the next step of intimity.....and just the fact that she wants him to do that it's a good sign :D

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Originally posted by Aiee

Someshow, I very much doubt she'll let you write anything sexually charged. If she said no to the "opening times" one, it's a subtle hint with a jackhammer that you should keep the perverted jokes well away ;P

 

Kanji is a good idea, though. If you need to look anythign specific up, your best bets would be either:

 

http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict

 

for a japanese-english dictionary, that displays kanji, katkana and hiragana

 

Or Gahoh to look up more detailed kanji. You will need to know either the stroke # in the symbol you're after, or one of the indexing methods, though.

 

http://www.brise.org/gahoh/home.html

 

hehe i know she wont let me write anything sexually charged...we always joke about that kind of thing....i suppose it started when i asked her "if i told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?" and she said "yes"! hehe it took her a while to work that one out!

 

and WOW! thanks for all that help! thank you very much! :D :D

 

Originally posted by Pedantic

Ummm...what's the point of writing on a girl's leg?

 

1. i am infatuated with her

2. because she told me that i could and its an opportunity to have a laugh! :D

 

 

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Originally posted by Darth Iroel

To write on a girls leg you've got to touch her....and while you touch it you can try to go to the next step of intimity.....and just the fact that she wants him to do that it's a good sign :D

 

and also because she wears a skirt! :D hehe

 

 

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Originally posted by Darth Iroel

She's hot huh?;)

 

aww man dont get me started! :D

 

"From the moment I met her, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when i haven't though of her. And now when i'm with her, im in agony. the closer i get to her, the worse it gets. the thought of not being with her makes my stomach turn over, my mouth go dry. i feel dizzy! i can't breathe! she is in my very soul, tormenting me"

-adapted from Episode 2

 

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Originally posted by Darth Iroel

What are you still doing here????? Go and write !!!! :D then tell us what happened :p

 

1. it is 12 midnight

2. if i went to her house now i would be thrown out

3. she said at the end of the year, which is not this coming thursday but the one after!

 

 

Divine Spirit

 

btw she says shes gonna find something to do back to me but i havent a clue what?:confused:

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Um, you sound a little pathetic. Obsessing over what you are going to write on a girl's leg? You are in the 11th grade? I hate to break it to you, but no way are you nailing this girl or any other any time soon. Girls generally aren't impressed by a man's leg penmanship...sadly for you. You might try sports and a little machismo...hehe.

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Originally posted by SUPERLEN

Um, you sound a little pathetic. Obsessing over what you are going to write on a girl's leg? You are in the 11th grade? I hate to break it to you, but no way are you nailing this girl or any other any time soon. Girls generally aren't impressed by a man's leg penmanship...sadly for you. You might try sports and a little machismo...hehe.

 

Hey! I take that personally. FYI, most people in the 11th grade are quite mature. Most have jobs and drive (at least in the U.S.). Now, 9th graders, that's a different story... ;)

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