Divine Spirit Posted May 12, 2002 Posted May 12, 2002 Its almost the end of the school year for me - im in year 11 and im going to be starting study leave in about 2 weeks time to do my GCSEs. one of my friends who just so happens to be a girl has told me that i can write something on here legs on the last day before we leave! the only problem is that i cant think of something funny to write! i asked her if i could write "Opening times: 9am - 5pm" but she told me i couldnt so now i dont know what to write? can any of you make a suggestion? and btw, it must not be star wars related because ill be the only one who gets the joke, and if i explain it ill be ridiculed for liking one of the best films of all time! thanks! Divine Spirit
Murdoch Posted May 12, 2002 Posted May 12, 2002 Uhm.. find the chinese sign for leg? Hmm.. i'm no good at this either.
Divine Spirit Posted May 12, 2002 Author Posted May 12, 2002 hey! ur a genius!! ill try and find the chinese symbol for beautiful! hehe that should work! Divine Spirit
Darth Iroel Posted May 12, 2002 Posted May 12, 2002 Write Christmas on the left leg and easter on the right leg, so you can ask her if you can have some good times between the holydays.....
Divine Spirit Posted May 12, 2002 Author Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel Write Christmas on the left leg and easter on the right leg, so you can ask her if you can have some good times between the holydays..... haha ill suggest it to her but she probably wont let me! Divine Spirit
Divine Spirit Posted May 12, 2002 Author Posted May 12, 2002 look what ive found! it means beautiful - or so im told Divine Spirit
Darth Iroel Posted May 12, 2002 Posted May 12, 2002 Search the symbol for "itzumo" which means for ever and write for ever beautiful......if you write this there is no way that you don`t get some
Divine Spirit Posted May 12, 2002 Author Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel if you write this there is no way that you don`t get some i notice you have seen through my plan! :D Originally posted by Giant Ewok hmm maybe slippery when wet. haha good suggestion....ill tell her about that one too! Divine Spirit
Aiee Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Someshow, I very much doubt she'll let you write anything sexually charged. If she said no to the "opening times" one, it's a subtle hint with a jackhammer that you should keep the perverted jokes well away Kanji is a good idea, though. If you need to look anythign specific up, your best bets would be either: http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict for a japanese-english dictionary, that displays kanji, katkana and hiragana Or Gahoh to look up more detailed kanji. You will need to know either the stroke # in the symbol you're after, or one of the indexing methods, though. http://www.brise.org/gahoh/home.html
Darth Iroel Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic Ummm...what's the point of writing on a girl's leg? To write on a girls leg you've got to touch her....and while you touch it you can try to go to the next step of intimity.....and just the fact that she wants him to do that it's a good sign
Divine Spirit Posted May 13, 2002 Author Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Aiee Someshow, I very much doubt she'll let you write anything sexually charged. If she said no to the "opening times" one, it's a subtle hint with a jackhammer that you should keep the perverted jokes well away Kanji is a good idea, though. If you need to look anythign specific up, your best bets would be either: http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict for a japanese-english dictionary, that displays kanji, katkana and hiragana Or Gahoh to look up more detailed kanji. You will need to know either the stroke # in the symbol you're after, or one of the indexing methods, though. http://www.brise.org/gahoh/home.html hehe i know she wont let me write anything sexually charged...we always joke about that kind of thing....i suppose it started when i asked her "if i told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?" and she said "yes"! hehe it took her a while to work that one out! and WOW! thanks for all that help! thank you very much! :D Originally posted by Pedantic Ummm...what's the point of writing on a girl's leg? 1. i am infatuated with her 2. because she told me that i could and its an opportunity to have a laugh! Divine Spirit
Divine Spirit Posted May 13, 2002 Author Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel To write on a girls leg you've got to touch her....and while you touch it you can try to go to the next step of intimity.....and just the fact that she wants him to do that it's a good sign and also because she wears a skirt! hehe Divine Spirit
Darth Iroel Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 What are you still doing here????? Go and write !!!! then tell us what happened
Divine Spirit Posted May 13, 2002 Author Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel She's hot huh? aww man dont get me started! "From the moment I met her, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when i haven't though of her. And now when i'm with her, im in agony. the closer i get to her, the worse it gets. the thought of not being with her makes my stomach turn over, my mouth go dry. i feel dizzy! i can't breathe! she is in my very soul, tormenting me" -adapted from Episode 2 Divine Spirit
Divine Spirit Posted May 13, 2002 Author Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel What are you still doing here????? Go and write !!!! then tell us what happened 1. it is 12 midnight 2. if i went to her house now i would be thrown out 3. she said at the end of the year, which is not this coming thursday but the one after! Divine Spirit btw she says shes gonna find something to do back to me but i havent a clue what?
Pedantic Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Divine Spirit btw she says shes gonna find something to do back to me but i havent a clue what? Hmmm...that sounds...interesting...
SUPERLEN Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Um, you sound a little pathetic. Obsessing over what you are going to write on a girl's leg? You are in the 11th grade? I hate to break it to you, but no way are you nailing this girl or any other any time soon. Girls generally aren't impressed by a man's leg penmanship...sadly for you. You might try sports and a little machismo...hehe.
Pedantic Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by SUPERLEN Um, you sound a little pathetic. Obsessing over what you are going to write on a girl's leg? You are in the 11th grade? I hate to break it to you, but no way are you nailing this girl or any other any time soon. Girls generally aren't impressed by a man's leg penmanship...sadly for you. You might try sports and a little machismo...hehe. Hey! I take that personally. FYI, most people in the 11th grade are quite mature. Most have jobs and drive (at least in the U.S.). Now, 9th graders, that's a different story...
Skidrowpunk Posted May 13, 2002 Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic Now, 9th graders, that's a different story... Heyyy....... Not all of us are!
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