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-JabbaownJoo's Game Report- "What started out as a Death From Above game has now formed into the 'Ass Fighting Game' yes,the new genre of game has come out FPAF [First Person Ass Fighter] Numerous backstabs are included,no patches are going to be added to this new genre of game meaning exploits,hackers,and bugs galore.This is 50$ that you FPAF fans will love! Jedi Knight II : Jedi Outcast ! The new genre has been born. Graphics:8-10 Sound:10-10 Play:[.]1-10 Overall JabbaownJoo rating : .A.H.H.W.A.S.T.E.D.5.0.$. .. The new style FPAF

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Just remember people, it is not the drunken driver who is to blame for getting run over...or the guy who stabs you for the bleeding cut in your belly. No-no-no It's those darn manufacturers! If they had made knives without blades and cars that don't...ummm...run, then everything would be just fine. :rolleyes:

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--Another--

 

--JabbaOwnJoo--

 

--Game Report--

 

Today,another update on the new "First Person Ass Fighter"! The new genre of game has hit sky high today as more people are engulfed in this new genre.The new genre adds a new taste to the game says Padawan.So we set on the quest to ask Raven some questions on why they felt like making this new genre "First Person Ass Fighter".As we walked into Raven studios we found them eating chips and enjoying playing they're new game/genre.Jedi Knight II : Jedi Ass Fighter.We asked them why this game was so unique to others.Lead Patcher Pat Ghetto replied "Well,you dont see much people having they're asses stinking out at you and swinging a saber do you?".Well thats kind of obvious..The new genre has made many gamers happy. "Wow this literally kicks ASS" -BSMASTER "Wow how much fun is slinging your saber and mooning someone GOODJOB RAVEN!" -Gamespot "If only we came up with the ass fighting genre before raven we could of had RTAF [Real Time Ass Fighting]"-Blizzard. Overall Java rating O.O.H.A.S.S.H.O.L.E Graphics:(_|_) Play: (_|_) + o==[===>

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there will always be lamers who exploit certain parts about any game, period. they are more concerned with killing than enjoying the game.

 

that said, i find it's not too hard to beat assfighters. they have the distinct disadvantage of not being able to see more than a few feet behind them, so it's easy to surprise them.

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If someone runs around rearend first, it should be pretty obvious what he's trying to do...no?

 

Besides, it's not that easy to execute a correctly placed backstab.

 

Actually, You should be the one with the big advantage in a situation like that...so it shouldn't really be a problem.

 

In my experience, anyone trying this "assfighting" strategy on a somewhat skilled saberist, will 9 out of 10 times be toast.

 

Jellybelly

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