JabbaOwnJoo Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 -JabbaownJoo's Game Report- "What started out as a Death From Above game has now formed into the 'Ass Fighting Game' yes,the new genre of game has come out FPAF [First Person Ass Fighter] Numerous backstabs are included,no patches are going to be added to this new genre of game meaning exploits,hackers,and bugs galore.This is 50$ that you FPAF fans will love! Jedi Knight II : Jedi Outcast ! The new genre has been born. Graphics:8-10 Sound:10-10 Play:[.]1-10 Overall JabbaownJoo rating : .A.H.H.W.A.S.T.E.D.5.0.$. .. The new style FPAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaRad Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JabbaOwnJoo Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 *bump* :newbie::newbie::newbie::newbie:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrUeFoRcE Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 yea it is true, its kinda gay watching people going around backwards.....thats why ive been sticking to gunning lately....if they come at me ass first just shoot a rocket up there...teach em a lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeFrio Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 I just stick with 1.02, most of the servers I join still have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Just remember people, it is not the drunken driver who is to blame for getting run over...or the guy who stabs you for the bleeding cut in your belly. No-no-no It's those darn manufacturers! If they had made knives without blades and cars that don't...ummm...run, then everything would be just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dace Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Nah, they just made a car with a blade sticking from the back that can only be driven backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooNBB Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Bunch of guys running around rubbing butts and slapping sabers... Why isn't this game rated M? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JabbaOwnJoo Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 --Another-- --JabbaOwnJoo-- --Game Report-- Today,another update on the new "First Person Ass Fighter"! The new genre of game has hit sky high today as more people are engulfed in this new genre.The new genre adds a new taste to the game says Padawan.So we set on the quest to ask Raven some questions on why they felt like making this new genre "First Person Ass Fighter".As we walked into Raven studios we found them eating chips and enjoying playing they're new game/genre.Jedi Knight II : Jedi Ass Fighter.We asked them why this game was so unique to others.Lead Patcher Pat Ghetto replied "Well,you dont see much people having they're asses stinking out at you and swinging a saber do you?".Well thats kind of obvious..The new genre has made many gamers happy. "Wow this literally kicks ASS" -BSMASTER "Wow how much fun is slinging your saber and mooning someone GOODJOB RAVEN!" -Gamespot "If only we came up with the ass fighting genre before raven we could of had RTAF [Real Time Ass Fighting]"-Blizzard. Overall Java rating O.O.H.A.S.S.H.O.L.E Graphics:(_|_) Play: (_|_) + o==[===> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steeef Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 there will always be lamers who exploit certain parts about any game, period. they are more concerned with killing than enjoying the game. that said, i find it's not too hard to beat assfighters. they have the distinct disadvantage of not being able to see more than a few feet behind them, so it's easy to surprise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Wow, that sure was funny, especially with the hilarious red text. /me looks proudly at his new sig: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ROFL, I love those mock news posts. Oh, and I hate ASS FIGHTING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybelly Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 If someone runs around rearend first, it should be pretty obvious what he's trying to do...no? Besides, it's not that easy to execute a correctly placed backstab. Actually, You should be the one with the big advantage in a situation like that...so it shouldn't really be a problem. In my experience, anyone trying this "assfighting" strategy on a somewhat skilled saberist, will 9 out of 10 times be toast. Jellybelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.