quotes

[Guest Super Jawaman]

*walks up to front of stage*

"What would life be without quotes from funny movies? Lets take this topic, to talk abou our favorite quotes."

 

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"The Retard's pants are completely off!"- The "sign language girl" from Drop dead gorgeous.

[BeastMaster]

They're not from movies per se, but:

 

My order prides itself on knowing all of everything that can be known. . . and most of the rest.

--Galen (Crusade)

 

I don't have a life. I have a program.

--Doc Hologram (Star Trek Voyager)

 

We have all evolved from predators. Well, not me of course, I've just been programmed by predators.

--Doc Hologram again (Star Trek Voyager)

 

*Someone grabs Seven's arm*

Remove your hand or I will remove your arm.

--Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager)

 

Only one human Captain has ever survived combat with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.

--Ambassador Delenn (Babylon 5)

 

Titania: "On Avalon, Oberon's word is law."

Princess Katherine: "Does that mean he's always right?"

Titania: "Not while he's married!"

--Gargoyles: "Ill Met by Moonlight"

 

Cordelia: "Where do I hide?"

Xander: "You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity."

Cordelia: "What's the plan?"

Xander: "The vampire attacks you."

Cordelia: "Then what?"

Xander: "The vampire kills you. We watch. We rejoice."

--Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Anne"

 

And one from a (TV) movie:

 

If they move, shoot them. If they don't move, shoot them twice; they're probably hiding something.

--Lt. Corwin (Babylon 5: The River of Souls)

 

And a theatrical movie:

 

I appear to be missing several memory engrams . . . Oh, there they are.

--Data (Star Trek: Insurrection)

 

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb