Guest wizzywig Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 Here is a visual pun: The first one to correctly guess what this image represents wins a genuine, officially authenticated, signed-and-numbered No-Prize! [Members and families of the wizzywig organization are not eligible to win.] Anyone else have any visual puns you'd like to submit? --wiz [This message has been edited by wizzywig (edited April 21, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 Dark Crater? ------------------ "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."-Pennsylvania Traffic Laws Ammendment Concerning the Safety of Livestock, 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 Incorrect!!!!! DARTH CRATER! ------------------ And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 iguacu3948 was very close, but as usual, theahnfahn wins the prize--or, in this case, the No-Prize! --wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chipmunkfan Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 Just like Jepoardy!! ------------------ Your Schwartz is so much bigger than mine AHA! So...We meet again for the very first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted April 27, 2000 Share Posted April 27, 2000 ? + = ------------------ "outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --groucho marx [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited April 26, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 No, no, no; *sigh* the quote goes like this: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark to read." -Groucho Marx I know, its close enough, but, I mean, a little respect for the dead, here! A proper noun begins with a capital! Also, a MAN's best friend? What ever happened to gender-neutralism? So, basically, if you say what I think you say, it goes like this: "groucho marx has said that books and dogs are man's best friends. Not woman's. Also, I wish to disrespect the dead by not capitalizing his name. Or, maybe, I'm just rushing." -Lightbulba Am I wrong? ------------------ "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."-Pennsylvania Traffic Laws Ammendment Concerning the Safety of Livestock, 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMaster Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. BTW, the Marx Bros. were the best. ------------------ "The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 Just curious, ligtbulba. Is that your dog? It's such a cute puppy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ikhnaton Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 I've had a wonderful night. Unfortunately, it wasn't tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starship Trooper Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 The solution to lightbulba's visual pun is obvious. The name of the dog in the tartan pajamas and tam is QuestionMarkPlusTanningBed. I once had a dog by that name when I was ten years old. We called him QuestionMarkPlusTanning for short. He answered to Stupid. (Stupid was my nickname; when I called him, he answered.) Do I win a No-Prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 The Marx Brother's weren't the best; they are the best! You're unique: Just like everybody else! ------------------ "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."-Pennsylvania Traffic Laws Ammendment Concerning the Safety of Livestock, 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 The Marx Brother's weren't the best; they are the best! You're unique: Just like everybody else! ------------------ "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."-Pennsylvania Traffic Laws Ammendment Concerning the Safety of Livestock, 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted May 4, 2000 Share Posted May 4, 2000 a few answers to iguacu3948: i'm inconsiderate. i despise the dead. i'm whatever it takes to weasel out of using caps. also, broads like cats. ------------------ ...and starship, unfortunately, wrong. no no-prize for you! [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited May 04, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ligtbulba Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 why yes, drth carter, it si! ------------------ [This message has been edited by ligtbulba (edited May 04, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMaster Posted May 5, 2000 Share Posted May 5, 2000 Ike, IIRC the actual quote was: I've had a wonderful night. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. ------------------ "The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted June 6, 2000 Share Posted June 6, 2000 it's amazing what's out there: ------------------ [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 05, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted June 6, 2000 Share Posted June 6, 2000 lightbulbA! wonderful! yes, it is amazing what is out there! btw, i have no connection whatsoever to this site: http://www.wizzywig.com/ cheers! --wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted June 6, 2000 Share Posted June 6, 2000 oh, and free uganda, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightbulba Posted June 6, 2000 Share Posted June 6, 2000 A Crazy Way To Die! The News (Lagos) March 27, 2000 Lagos - On Friday, 17 March at Kanungu, Uganda, nearly 500 members of the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God gathered at the behest of their leader, Cledonia Mwerinde, 40, a retired prostitute. The day before, they had slaughtered three cows and had a feast. Then they gathered all their properties and burnt them and went round to tell their relatives and friends goodbye. On Friday, they gathered in their church, nailed the doors and windows shut, poured petrol on themselves and made a huge bonfire. Some of those who died were children, forced against their wills like some of their parents were, to deaths most gruesome. As the Ugandan tragedy again shows, the tribe of crazy religionists is growing and they are spreading their tentacles far and wide. Research indicates that some of the most vulnerable people are those who dismissively think 'it can't happen to me' but do nothing to stop their drift into cultism. The danger signs are flashing everywhere in Nigeria, today. Extremist Muslims, puritanic christians, crazy mind explorationists of all sorts, are everyday hijacking attention. And, for the love of your God and humanity, also for being myopic, you may be the next to fall into the cultists' trap. Be on your guard! Some Of The Craziest Faith Suicides November 18, 1978 Jonestown, Guyana: Paranoid U.S. Pastor, the Rev. Jim Jones, led 914 followers to their deaths by drinking a cyanide-laced fruit drink. Cult members who refused to swallow the liquid were shot. Jones had carved a sign over his altar at Jonestown, reading "Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it." * December 1991 Mexico: 30 followers of Ramon Morales suffocated when he told them to keep praying and ignore toxic fumes filling their church. Ramon Morales Almazan shouted at his followers to remain calm as they began to choke, vomit and faint. * April 19, 1993 Waco, Texas, USA: At least 70 Branch Davidian cult members died after fire and a shoot-out with police and federal agents ended a 51-day siege of the compound near Waco, Texas. David Koresh, leader of the group, had preached a messianic gospel of sex, freedom and revolution and told his followers he was Jesus Christ. * October 1993 Vietnam: 53 villagers committed mass suicide in the belief they would go straight to heaven. * October 1994 Switzerland: Police found the burned bodies of 48 Solar Temple members in a farmhouse and three chalets in Switzerland. * December 1995 Grenoble France: 16 Solar Temple members were found dead in a burned house. Two police officers were among the 16 dead. * March 23, 1997 Saint Casimir, Quebec, Canada: Police found the charred bodies of three women and two men inside a house owned by a member of the Solar Temple, an international sect that believes death by ritualised suicide leads to rebirth in a place called "Sirius." Police identified the dead as two French women, two Swiss men and a Canadian woman and said they included the house owner, his wife and her mother. The bodies of the five were found in a bedroom, laid out on a bed in the form of a cross. Publication date: April 3, 2000 ------------------ the fact that you mentioned uganda, however, outweighs all of these combined. [This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 06, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted June 6, 2000 Share Posted June 6, 2000 Waco's was more like a homicide. They didn't say to the Tanks, armed FBI agents, etc "shoot us, and firebomb us." I would mention too that Jim Jones also had people injected with the poison. Those shot were those who tried to escape and some visitors. Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander 598 Posted August 12, 2000 Share Posted August 12, 2000 Well this is an old thread I thought I bring up from the dead... The Good Times When We had something to talk about... <Marquee> </Marquee> So what would that be? ------------------ The Mechanical Demon... I will destroy all in my way... Visit my board at http://pub22.ezboard.com/broguefederation CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Commander 598 (edited August 12, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Jawaman Posted August 13, 2000 Share Posted August 13, 2000 The first pun was easy! the dark side! its easy when you're living in the family of the people who invented "bad pun"! And the Marx Brothers rock!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commander 598 Posted August 13, 2000 Share Posted August 13, 2000 The first one was Darth Crater(Duh)If you noticed that was the answer(Kinda Twice) ------------------ The Mechanical Demon... I will destroy all in my way... Visit my board at http://pub22.ezboard.com/broguefederation CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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