-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 i got this e mail from my brother it was a list of things never to tell a cop, here are most of them: "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realiz my rader detector wasnt plugged in." "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?" "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good Job!" "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer." "You're not ganna check the trunk, are you?" "Gee, Officer! Thats Terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!" "I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are" When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" just thought you guys would need some laughs -=|Lyger|=- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nader Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 those are all very good. i enjoyed reading them a lot! thank you muchly. Officer: Been drinking tonight? Driver: No, sir. Officer: Marijuana? Driver: Yes please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=- "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good Job!" "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer." "You're not ganna check the trunk, are you?" "Gee, Officer! Thats Terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!" "I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are" HAHAHAhaAHAHAHAH!! those were great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 glad peeps are getting some laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 yup yup :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 man, I'd hate to be a cop, b/c I'd have to deal w/ ppl who say **** like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 HAHA! Some of those were pretty funny! Thanks for the laf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 heh heh. I like the doughnut one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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