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[Takes out a curved Rapier lightsaber, flips over to the offending Maglite and slashes downwards, cutting the Maglite in half and plunging the room into darkness.]

 

That is what you get for crossing the Sith Alliance! I must now report my actions to Master Sidious. Farewell!

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[The Sith Lord, however, takes the time to grow in strength. Bursting out of the room, he raises his hand towards Jaster. Blue Dark Side Lightning flies across to the puny Light Side user, sending the body of Jaster soaring through the air and smashing into a nearby wall. Count Tyranus grins evilly, turns and walks back into his dark room, uttering the words:]

 

"We certainly did discover who the most powerful was."

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Originally posted by AgentSmith

I was born in the year 1977, the year the very first Star Wars movie was released, I am as old as Star Wars, know it in my life, embraced it since it as well as I first came into this world. :):p

 

 

Me too!:thumbsup:

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You people from '77 don't rule! Just 'cause you were born the year Lucas decided to release his film don't mean you have a "special connection" to Star Wars or anything else! Damn, you guys are full of sh*t!

 

I work for the Sith Alliance. May it last longer than any of you!

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Mhhh .. diagnose for Son of Jango ... absolute lack of any sense of humor! :mad::p

 

*Loads into Son of Jango and falls into a Sarlaac after a half blind smuggler accidentally sets of my jetpack.*

*Loads back into some other poor schmuck.*

 

Hehehe. Agents own all your arses!!! :D:evil2: The Matrix has you! :cool::evil2:

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Originally posted by Son of Jango

You people from '77 don't rule! Just 'cause you were born the year Lucas decided to release his film don't mean you have a "special connection" to Star Wars or anything else! Damn, you guys are full of sh*t!

 

I work for the Sith Alliance. May it last longer than any of you!

 

Who said anything about special connection?

All I said was me too refering to the year.

Whats the prob? Is it that time of the month?

:cool:

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I don't really know what is going on, but I do know this...

 

You are all crazy.

 

"Self-destruct sequence initiated. T-minus two minutes and counting."

 

Oh damn... two minutes to wait...

 

Hmmm...

 

[whistles the Cantina Band theme]

 

Er...

 

"T-minus one minute and counting."

 

Ah crap!

 

Erm...

 

[starts to play Hangman with a Stormtrooper]

 

I win!

 

:edeaths:

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Hmmm... either you are crazy, insane or both. Or maybe you forgot to take your pills this morning?

 

Battle Droids can't help you... they have the intelligence of a wamp rat.

 

Stormtroopers also have the intelligence of a wamp rat... count how many just run into Luke Skywalker's line of fire in A New Hope.

 

:vadar::lsduel::edeaths:

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