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[Count Tyranus takes out a curved lightsaber handle, igniting the red blade with a hiss. Tyranus and Jaster duel, but seeing as Tyranus is the most skilled swordsman next to Yoda, Jaster is injured. Tyranus looms over the whimpering Jaster, raises the glowing red blade and slices downwards, cutting the puny Light Side user in two.]

 

Do not cross the Sith Alliance! I defend Master Holo-Sidious and Son of Jango, which means if you cross one, two more appear! Farewell!

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We learn from our mistakes (unlike the Jedi, who keep coming to be struck down by the Dark Side). I accept that Master Holo-Sidious is much more powerful than I.

 

The Sith Alliance can accept no more members. The Son of Jango was our last entrant. Two Sith Lords (one Master, one Apprentice) and a handy bounty hunter for contract killings.

 

I am acting on the orders of Master Holo-Sidious. Long live the Sith Alliance and the Dark Side of the Force!

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I am not going to sound very friendly saying this but will Holo-Sidious and Count Tyranus please SHUT UP!!! You keep posting threads that no one cares about. It is obvious you two are starved for attention, and I suggest you both grow up. Don't even get me started on your "True Star Wars Fans" questions. You have no place saying who is a true fan and who is not. Stop trying to be such an elitist.

I apologize for being aggresive but my patience with you 2 has worn quite thin. I hope that the next time I talk to you 2 it will be under friendlier circumstances.

Now that I think about it isn't their some sort of role-playing forum where you can talk about your Sith Alliance?

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Originally posted by Count Tyranus

[ but seeing as Tyranus is the most skilled swordsman next to Yoda,

 

 

*COUGH!* Um. . .I'm afraid not. A shaved head Jedi, with the words BAD MOTHER F****R engraved on his saber will definitely have something to say about that. :p

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*MotionMan ignites his saber and the young Zabrak charges the 2 sith lords with great vengance and furious anger. He flips over their puny lightning. MotionMan ignites another saber. He throws one saber at one of the sith lords, only to have it blocked. But he still has his Golden colored saber the force itself fused with the finest crystals in the galaxy. His saber was actually formed by the force itself. It has no equal. The other Sith lord shoots MotionMan with more powerfull lightning that cant be blocked...But alas Motionman is just too quick. He jumps over the super powerd lightning shot, and it hits the other sith in the chest thus killing him instantly in a loud blast of energy. MotionMan goes for the kill...The remaining sith lord tries to block MotionMans magnificant swing, but MotionMans saber actually goes through the Sith lords blade and splits him in 2. Something never been done before. The mystical saber made by the force proved triumphant.

The remaining Bounty Hunter was easily decapitated and fed to the sarlacc:)

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I have just realised what a fool I am.

 

HOLO-SIDIOUS AND COUNT TYRANUS, SHOVE IT! TAKE YOUR SITH ALLIANCE AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

 

Long live anyone who is against the Sith Alliance!

 

Anyone need someone shot? My rates are very low...

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Originally posted by Holo-Sidious

AgentSmith, you are an idiot! ET Warrior, you are an idiot! SON OF JANGO, YOU ARE A TRAITOR!

 

Holo-Sidious YOU need to step back into reality! Making enemies is never a good habit... What if one of us were to meet you in a dark alley one night in the real world when you don't have your beloved shield of anonymity (the Internet) to protect you? I'm willing to bet you'd get the crap knocked out of you... in fact, I'm sure of it.

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Originally posted by Holo-Sidious

AgentSmith, you are an idiot! ET Warrior, you are an idiot!

 

HYPOCRITE!!!! YOU have to be the dumbest person I have ever seen on this forum. You are the king of spamming. You continually post about your stupid Sith Alliance. Every post you make about your foolish Alliance only makes you look dumber. And now you're flaming people because they proved how much you look like an @$$. Go to the roleplaying forum already!!! It is obvious that no one wants to talk to you unless you are friendlier and more mature.

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I have come to the conclusion that Holo-Sidious is a fool.

 

I like the Dark Side. I like Star Wars, and I don't really like the Jedi. I don't, however, cover a perfectly innocent forum with a load of crap about a Sith Alliance and the destruction of the Jedi. I mean, come on, man, get a life! Un-plug yourself from your computer (you obviously spend too much time on it) and go for a walk. Clear your head and apologise to all the people you have offended. Don't mess up a nice innocent forum with your psycho-babble...

 

However, Darth Vader could kick in any Jedi (only joking)!

 

I'm scared of Yoda... help me... :vadar:

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